Worst pick up lines ever!

[Jayhawk21]

WORSTS--- Anything sappy and gay.

But these ones are bad, more fun than anything, but actually work sometimes..

Stare at her until she goes "What?". Then reply "You look like a hooker I knew from Fresno."

"Yeah, it's big, and if you pet it it spits."

My friend uses this one all the time religiously, It never works tho, but it's funny seeing him try to throw down with peoples boyfriends "Hey slut I love you!"

 

[Transporter]

"hey you look like you work out. what gym do you go to?"

BODYBUILDING GEAR AND TANK TOPS

 

[Introspective]

are you comfortable sat there, are you shure you don't wanna sit on something else.
How to aproach good looking group of women - would any of you loveley bitches like to talk with a nice guy.
Excuse me what do farmers grow in fields, woman replies huh ? man says turnips and twists her nipples.

 

[MILF69]

Man, I was with this girl last night and this guy came up to one of her friends and used the SORRIEST pick up line I have ever heard.....

"Hey Baby, your name must be Visa cause you're everywhere I want to be."

Some garbage like that....it was so SAD. The girl told him that he would be better off renting a movie, like "Home Alone".

Some guys just don't get it. I think he thought he was cool wearing his khaki pants and all that $#!*.

How about just going up to the girl and saying, "Hey wanna fuck?" Get's it out of the way...short and sweet...straight to the point!

 

[Introspective]

True Milf, but this is about worst pick up lines, maybe someone should start a new thread for good pick up lines

 

[heatherrae]

Baby, if beauty were dog food, you would be a 50 lb. bag

Best pick up line from a girl. "Hey you, stick it in me."

 

[MART4]

Is that a ladder in your tights, or a stairway to heaven? I sense a fire between your legs, I can give it a good hosing.

 

[Hard-Bitten]

Man, I was with this girl last night and this guy came up to one of her friends and used the SORRIEST pick up line I have ever heard.....

"Hey Baby, your name must be Visa cause you're everywhere I want to be."

Some garbage like that....it was so SAD. The girl told him that he would be better off renting a movie, like "Home Alone".

Some guys just don't get it. I think he thought he was cool wearing his khaki pants and all that $#!*.

whatever his intentions were, the fact are that it takes bravery and self-confidence, to even think to talk to a girl. I know some of you guys think you are slick rick or whatnot. When you do find the girl that you find attractive your persona changes ... if not, then I guess you don't know what it feels to be nervous.

Yes, it was ' sad' pick upline. but im sure pickuplines aren't there to assure you have sex or a blow job (maybe?) i'm pretty sure it will break the ice..

 

[KillahBee]

whatever his intentions were, the fact are that it takes bravery and self-confidence, to even think to talk to a girl. I know some of you guys think you are slick rick or whatnot. When you do find the girl that you find attractive your persona changes ... if not, then I guess you don't know what it feels to be nervous.

Yes, it was ' sad' pick upline. but im sure pickuplines aren't there to assure you have sex or a blow job (maybe?) i'm pretty sure it will break the ice..

WRONG for several reasons.

A) being "nervous" is not a disease. it is an emotion and a state of mind that can be controlled with practice and some mental strength. Many of the world's greatest public speakers were nervous the first time they spoke to a group, but now it is second nature to them.

B) while the immediate goal of a pickup line is typically to break the ice or to enter the set in a comfortable manner, it is not simply an icebreaker. An attractive girl gets hit on constantly and will eventually grow impervious to the "typical" approaches most guys have, which includes cheesy pickup lines. You have to come in with something different, something fun, something that will make her want you to stay and continue.

 

[Hard-Bitten]

WRONG for several reasons.

A) being "nervous" is not a disease. it is an emotion and a state of mind that can be controlled with practice and some mental strength. Many of the world's greatest public speakers were nervous the first time they spoke to a group, but now it is second nature to them.

B) while the immediate goal of a pickup line is typically to break the ice or to enter the set in a comfortable manner, it is not simply an icebreaker. An attractive girl gets hit on constantly and will eventually grow impervious to the "typical" approaches most guys have, which includes cheesy pickup lines. You have to come in with something different, something fun, something that will make her want you to stay and continue.

A) Agreed. I have never said that it wasn't cure, though public speaking is one of the top phobias people have. I was stating that fact, don't be asshole/bitch to the person who trying to strike a conversation with you.

B) Hey, this for myself.. cheesy pickup lines are one of the best way to break the ice. Sometime, being to slick sound to planned :/