Worst pick up lines ever!

[KillahBee]

A) Agreed. I have never said that it wasn't cure, though public speaking is one of the top phobias people have. I was stating that fact, don't be asshole/bitch to the person who trying to strike a conversation with you.

B) Hey, this for myself.. cheesy pickup lines are one of the best way to break the ice. Sometime, being to slick sound to planned :/

A) in a perfect world, this would be ideal (the girl not being a bitch). but very attractive women get hit on constantly and eventually develop a bitch shield mechanism to weed out the asshole guys and the weaker ones as well. can't really blame em.

B) to each his/her own. I guess if the guy has really good game or the girl is open to those types of interactions cheesy lines can work *sometimes*. But I wouldn't put my money on it working most of the time.

 

[Hard-Bitten]

A) in a perfect world, this would be ideal (the girl not being a bitch). but very attractive women get hit on constantly and eventually develop a bitch shield mechanism to weed out the asshole guys and the weaker ones as well. can't really blame em.

B) to each his/her own. I guess if the guy has really good game or the girl is open to those types of interactions cheesy lines can work *sometimes*. But I wouldn't put my money on it working most of the time.

A) I don't necessarily called it the ' bitch' shield. I think they just don't want to waste each there own time. So, they develop a very short and simple conversation. And for those girls who established that bitch attitude need some cock smack across their face. I just don't see the point being rude to the person who thinks you're attractive or for whatever reason. There are nicer way of saying you are not interested, but if the person is forceful and obnoxiously ass then by all mean girls..LET THAT FUCK HAVE IT.

 

[uryan]

the funniest line ever was by a drunk roomie in college, he used this quite often, and I quote:

"hey bitch, you owe it to your pussy to fuck me!"

Everytime but one he got slapped or nearly got in a fight. We all thought it was the funniest thing ever!! There was one dirty, fat whore that did go home with him after that line. And when the line didnt work, he would just strip and run naked down the street in nothing but a pair of cowboy boots while drinking a beer!!

Gotta be texas.

 

[dolf215]

" i'm not really this tall, i'm standing on my wallet. " works in cali.. ha ha

one hot chick and the ugly friend..

to the ugly friend. " do you like to dance? " she says " yes" tell her " good go dance so i can holler at your friend "

roses are red, violets are blue, i like pizza, wanna fuck?

 

[Hard-Bitten]

" i'm not really this tall, i'm standing on my wallet. " works in cali.. ha ha

one hot chick and the ugly friend..

to the ugly friend. " do you like to dance? " she says " yes" tell her " good go dance so i can holler at your friend "

roses are red, violets are blue, i like pizza, wanna fuck?

i hate the first one and last one. The first sounds trying to hard to be witty.
and the last one is just plain stupid, not worst.

 

[dolf215]

i hate the first one and last one. The first sounds trying to hard to be witty.
and the last one is just plain stupid, not worst.

well the first one my best friend from florida used while he was visiting me in cali. he is witty, but comes up with some off the wall stuff. the second a dj in cali for channel 93.3 said on the air, and the third was actually used on one of my friends here. i personally dont use pick up lines, and agree with you they are stupid.

 

[nimbus]

is that shirt felt?

want it to be?

 

[Hard-Bitten]

well the first one my best friend from florida used while he was visiting me in cali. he is witty, but comes up with some off the wall stuff. the second a dj in cali for channel 93.3 said on the air, and the third was actually used on one of my friends here. i personally dont use pick up lines, and agree with you they are stupid.

Haha, you gotta love a person who is witty. I don't really think pickup lines are stupid... they are just a chance to break the ice.. like adam sandler said in 'big daddy' .." Initiating a conversation to a girl is only half the battle"

 

[wootool]

one hot chick and the ugly friend..

to the ugly friend. " do you like to dance? " she says " yes" tell her " good. go dance so i can holler at your friend "

bwahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

thats hilarious - won't work THAT NIGHT, but the cute girl will remember it and if you see her again without her fat ugly friend you're in.

olollooololoolo

 

[dolf215]

bwahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

thats hilarious - won't work THAT NIGHT, but the cute girl will remember it and if you see her again without her fat ugly friend you're in.

olollooololoolo

or you could say, do you want a beer? if she says yes say, grab me one while your at it. my friends actually say things like this. it's hilarious.