Woman Who Fell Into Fountain While Texting Hires Lawyer & Plans to Sue

[kx250rider]

I think I'm going to assemble a class action suit: The People of the Planet Earth vs. Crooked Lawyers. But I won't sue for money... The demand will be that they work 80 hrs/week in a fish cannery, and hand over 99% of their pay to a random stranger every week.

Charles

 

[ceo]

You think you know what he was trying to tell me?

um...

Yet another reason to stop going to church!

duh!