Who is teh 1/2 fgt Mod that keeps locking my shit

[miplank]

Oh my God. That is totally inappropriate.

I agree, wtf is he doing pooping on the clock?

 

[PICK3]

commence unlocking my shit

 

[bigbassturd]

lolololol

Our plank had a phonecall from his wife while he was taking a shit and we got our little receptionist to pick the phone back up and say he was busy and if she could take a message.

His wife says something like 'tell him his wife called'

Our receptionist was like 'he is married!? Oh my god!!! I am going to kill him!!!'

Hahahaha

 

[WoodyO]

I shit during work like 4-6 times a day. Is that frowned upon?

 

[redsamurai]

I assume it's very small.
He drives a Chevy Cruze, wears body spray instead of a real cologne, and he hasn't taken the hazing very well, so these facts lead me to believe it must be very tiny...

How the fuck do you know he wears body spray? Did you get up all close to him and shit and whisper in his ear that's a lovely scent you're wearing boy what is it? fag

 

[miplank]

^somebody is wearing axe right now

 

[redsamurai]

^somebody is wearing axe right now

metro

 

[bigbassturd]

Lolololol

Prolly a knockoff brand

redscam, take a fucking shower.

Btw, no woman will ever touch you, so calling married men gay isn't a good look for you.

Hope this helps

 

[dabuffguy]

Lolololol

Prolly a knockoff brand

redscam, take a fucking shower.

Btw, no woman will ever touch you, so calling married men gay isn't a good look for you.

Hope this helps

Nothing he does is a good look. Classless fgtbshngr

 

[redsamurai]

Lolololol


redscam, take a fucking shower.

I take 3 a day on avg...now how does that explain or acct for the fact you know what another mans ass smells like?