What are some bullshit lies girls have told you guys?

[the_clockwork]

I can't believe the shit that gets said to me by every girl. Are you girls programmed to say the same thing to ever guy or do you have monthly meetings?

"I'm not that experienced"

Guys, please share your bullshit lines you have heard.

Ladies, chime in and explain why you spew these bullshit lines and if you actually have guys that eat them up?

 

[jh1]

"I've never done this before"


x Infinity + 3

 

[all the whey]

I can't afford my electric bill. Therefore, you should pay for it. If not your a loser.

 

[yonkers weights]

My cock is huge! Wait I mean small. Yea, small is what I meant to say...

I have never done this before.
I have not ever acted like this before. There's something about you.
Your special!

Wait these are my lines!

 

[Faizakafez]

I'm being honest

I don't want to have sex with you, because you look better then me. and it makes me feel fat..she was trying to be a figure model or some shit..

 

[the_clockwork]

I've only been with <insert number ranging from 3-4> guys before you

 

[the_clockwork]

I'm being honest

I don't want to have sex with you, because you look better then me. and it makes me feel fat..she was trying to be a figure model or some shit..

haha that's good shit.. how did you handle that?

 

[Faizakafez]

Seriously,

I did up her diet and workout to get her ass in 'shape'...i can k message you a pic

 

[all the whey]

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/search.php?searchid=2254673

 

[covergrl80]

This thread would have had more then 8 posts had you asked the ladies about the lies they have heard from men..