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bwood
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I was at the gym last night and as usual I was oblivious
to my surroundings. That is until the usual little twit in his
wifebeater interrupted my set of weighted dips so he
could"perform" his leg lifts. My mind was in a refb haze but
the purity of his grunts and the spectacle of his tiny legs
rising to his proud chest shook me awake from my masochistic
enjoyment of my post-set pump.
I shook my head and looked around to see the usual
crowd but I saw a new A/F; Frat Boy behavior that was
at best, confusing, but at worst deeply disturbing.
There were three of them. Two in pure white wifebeaters
that looked to have been purchased that very day from
A/F. The other, perhaps an outsider slowly being assimilated
into the herd, had a more traditional A/F t-shirt that other
than the A/F tagging and $40 price could be mistaken
for proper workout gear(at least in my lower caste view-point).
They were passing one of the fixed poundage barbells
between the three of them, critiquing each others form.
I felt this was dangerous as the sticker on this barbell
clearly denoted 35lbs and I could swear I saw the bar
bend with each massive elbow flare and rapid swinging
acceleration of the bar that brought the elbows up to nipple level.
They passed the bar quickly around the triangle they formed
around one of the few free bench press stations(perhaps the
squat cage was taken?) This reached a feverish pitch with
the bar passing at an incredible rate of speed between them.
At an unspoken signal, the bar was dropped(far from its rack)
and the trio sped to the mirror for lengthy and frightening
biceps poses. There was, thankfully, no butt sniffing.
Have any others witnessed this particular herd behavior?
to my surroundings. That is until the usual little twit in his
wifebeater interrupted my set of weighted dips so he
could"perform" his leg lifts. My mind was in a refb haze but
the purity of his grunts and the spectacle of his tiny legs
rising to his proud chest shook me awake from my masochistic
enjoyment of my post-set pump.
I shook my head and looked around to see the usual
crowd but I saw a new A/F; Frat Boy behavior that was
at best, confusing, but at worst deeply disturbing.
There were three of them. Two in pure white wifebeaters
that looked to have been purchased that very day from
A/F. The other, perhaps an outsider slowly being assimilated
into the herd, had a more traditional A/F t-shirt that other
than the A/F tagging and $40 price could be mistaken
for proper workout gear(at least in my lower caste view-point).
They were passing one of the fixed poundage barbells
between the three of them, critiquing each others form.
I felt this was dangerous as the sticker on this barbell
clearly denoted 35lbs and I could swear I saw the bar
bend with each massive elbow flare and rapid swinging
acceleration of the bar that brought the elbows up to nipple level.
They passed the bar quickly around the triangle they formed
around one of the few free bench press stations(perhaps the
squat cage was taken?) This reached a feverish pitch with
the bar passing at an incredible rate of speed between them.
At an unspoken signal, the bar was dropped(far from its rack)
and the trio sped to the mirror for lengthy and frightening
biceps poses. There was, thankfully, no butt sniffing.
Have any others witnessed this particular herd behavior?
LMAO at all the AF frat boy threads as of late.
