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So there I was in the Target restroom taking a piss and in walks a fairly hot chick in the 20 year old range. She walks about 5' away from me and just stops and stares and won't say anything. At first it freaked me out and I looked at the urinal to make sure it was really a urinal, which of course it was. I told her I think you're in the wrong restroom and still she just stood there. My first thought was to instantly drag this gal to the rear stall by her long black hair and replace the roll of TP with my tongue..........then reality set in and I realized(all in about 2 seconds) that my wife was in the checkout line, directly in front of the restroom. Fuck. So I walked out, although had to cop a fast feel, and when I got out there was a small group of about 3 girls standing outside laughing. Thank god my wife didn't notice anything and had her back turned loading the cart and we immediately left. I have to wonder if this isn't some kind of freaky new game the college chicks play.
This was in Lawrence, KS and not my first "out of the ordinary encounter" but one of the wierder ones. Awhile back I was at a biker bar and a few walked in, came right up and gave mne a hug on either side and took several pics. ????. Often they act really weird.........I was told their a bunch of "X" hounds----I suppose that would explain the behavior. I am thinking my massive arms and shoulders are being amplified by the X, totally covering up my beer gut lol.
I'm not out cheating on the wife btw, however if she wasn't there it on last nights bathroom encounter it would've been a real test. I can't stop thinking about anally brutallizing that bitch. At any rate I shouldn't have any problems getting it up here in a couple hours when she wakes up with so much on my mind.
This was in Lawrence, KS and not my first "out of the ordinary encounter" but one of the wierder ones. Awhile back I was at a biker bar and a few walked in, came right up and gave mne a hug on either side and took several pics. ????. Often they act really weird.........I was told their a bunch of "X" hounds----I suppose that would explain the behavior. I am thinking my massive arms and shoulders are being amplified by the X, totally covering up my beer gut lol.
I'm not out cheating on the wife btw, however if she wasn't there it on last nights bathroom encounter it would've been a real test. I can't stop thinking about anally brutallizing that bitch. At any rate I shouldn't have any problems getting it up here in a couple hours when she wakes up with so much on my mind.
