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- Thread starter Frisky
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I thought I knew you somehow....jnevin said:I make myself feel better by having rough, demeaning sex with coke sluts. Then I make them scrub my bathroom with their tooth brush.
Because I'm a man and that's how we roll.
LOL @ someone leaving habitualhealth's cage open this mornign
HAH! That made me laugh...touche.juiceddreadlocks said:
oh look, the italian miniature horse... errr... I mean stallion is here
blueta2
New member
Thought this joke was appropriate for this thread 
The CIA had a job opening for an assassin.
>
> After all of the background checks, interviews, and testing
> were done, there
> were three finalists, two men and a woman. For the final
> test, the CIA
> agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed
> him a gun.
>
> "We must know that you will follow your instructions, no
> matter what the
> circumstances. Inside of this room, you will find your wife
> sitting in a chair.
>
> "Kill her."
>
> "The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot
> my wife."
>
> The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this
> job."
>
> "The second man was given the same instructions. He took
> the gun and went
> into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then
> the man came out
> with tears in his eyes. "I tried, but I can't kill my
> wife."
>
> "The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your
> wife and go home."
>
> "Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same
> instructions, to
> kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room.
> Shots were
> heard, one shot after another. They heard screaming,
> crashing, banging on
> the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door
> opened slowly and
> there stood the woman.
>
> She wiped the sweat from her brow, and said, "This gun is
> loaded with blanks.
> I had to beat him to death with the chair."
>
>
>
>
>
The CIA had a job opening for an assassin.
>
> After all of the background checks, interviews, and testing
> were done, there
> were three finalists, two men and a woman. For the final
> test, the CIA
> agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed
> him a gun.
>
> "We must know that you will follow your instructions, no
> matter what the
> circumstances. Inside of this room, you will find your wife
> sitting in a chair.
>
> "Kill her."
>
> "The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot
> my wife."
>
> The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this
> job."
>
> "The second man was given the same instructions. He took
> the gun and went
> into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then
> the man came out
> with tears in his eyes. "I tried, but I can't kill my
> wife."
>
> "The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your
> wife and go home."
>
> "Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same
> instructions, to
> kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room.
> Shots were
> heard, one shot after another. They heard screaming,
> crashing, banging on
> the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door
> opened slowly and
> there stood the woman.
>
> She wiped the sweat from her brow, and said, "This gun is
> loaded with blanks.
> I had to beat him to death with the chair."
>
>
>
>
>
My filter is oozing sarcasm.KillahBee said:Oh goody! HH is here!
Hey stranger! Long time no harrassment.
jnevin
New member
blueta2 said:Thought this joke was appropriate for this thread
The CIA had a job opening for an assassin.
>
> After all of the background checks, interviews, and testing
> were done, there
> were three finalists, two men and a woman. For the final
> test, the CIA
> agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed
> him a gun.
>
> "We must know that you will follow your instructions, no
> matter what the
> circumstances. Inside of this room, you will find your wife
> sitting in a chair.
>
> "Kill her."
>
> "The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot
> my wife."
>
> The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this
> job."
>
> "The second man was given the same instructions. He took
> the gun and went
> into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then
> the man came out
> with tears in his eyes. "I tried, but I can't kill my
> wife."
>
> "The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your
> wife and go home."
>
> "Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same
> instructions, to
> kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room.
> Shots were
> heard, one shot after another. They heard screaming,
> crashing, banging on
> the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door
> opened slowly and
> there stood the woman.
>
> She wiped the sweat from her brow, and said, "This gun is
> loaded with blanks.
> I had to beat him to death with the chair."
>
>
>
>
>
lol
I know my wife and I wouldn't be hired. I'd be glad to get rid of her family though...
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heatherrae
Guest
JNev couldn't pwn his way out of a paper bag...lol.
Very cute blueta!
Very cute blueta!
H
heatherrae
Guest
HumanTarget said:
I bomb him every day now. He just doesn't know when to leave well enough alone. No, I don't feel like a big man. I feel like a happy gal. ;-)
heather rae = pms
H
heatherrae
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juiceddreadlocks said:
Au Contraire. I'm having a good time bombing him daily for being an idiot.
jnevin
New member
Frisky said:hey... dammit... I am working on thread of the week... lets make it interesting, but don't get this baby locked
m'kay
so back to the subject at hand
Ok. So chicks have like, boobs and shit, and aside from myself guys don't. So then, when two sluts get together, the guy slut brags about it, the girl slut doesn't, and then the girl bitches about it. It's a vicious cycle.
KillahBee
New member
I'll tell you what kind of a thread we should start - all guys who have nudie pics of EF chicks in their possession should stand up and then out said chick.
Then we'll see who is complaining about not being respected.
That is all
(oh, and can whoever has those pics please PM em to me? okthxbye)
Then we'll see who is complaining about not being respected.
That is all
(oh, and can whoever has those pics please PM em to me? okthxbye)
Bor. the chicks here are all fucking talk. they don't take pics like that, or so they say. i took the Pepsi challenge with like a dozen tricks on here and none of them reciprocated. because they have 1 or 2 pics from 8 years ago that they present as them. i should throw up the handful i do have, jus to silence some of these hoes....KillahBee said:
jnevin
New member
Frisky said:
These are probablt 5% ago. Ample mosom up in heyah.
http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?t=500851
mrdeeznuts
New member
ooooo the mental picture i'm gettinghabitualhealth said:Speaking totally hypothetically speaking/thinking of course, right?
I may be adorable but I'll still fight you like a man.
helicopter noise in the back ground, lotion and tissues on the desk.
I was hoping you'd appreciate the stereotype I was trying to show there.heatherrae said:
Au Contraire. I'm having a good time bombing him daily for being an idiot.
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heatherrae
Guest
juiceddreadlocks said:
Yep, I getcha. ;-)
I'd rather you not...I don't need any more attention that I already get.KillahBee said:
Naw, no more attention...I do however, wonder how many chicks on this site had a moment of panic at the thought of that. Hmmm.
Homotarget- funny...reeeall funny. Why is it that every chick with muscles has to be juiced out of their mine? Dork.
Homotarget- funny...reeeall funny. Why is it that every chick with muscles has to be juiced out of their mine? Dork.
is ignorance bliss for you?HumanTarget said:
yeah, only because it's easier to clean up afterwardspintoca said:
you know you're a dork right?Frisky said:
...i mean, i'm just sayin'.
Wow! Lots to say here, but you know what your problem is, don't you Frisky?Frisky said:not flaming on anyone, male or female... but would like an honest answer. EF, is getting close to 50/50 eh...
if most women venture intoC&C and voice ANY kind of opinion, (that is on an open thread asking for it) they are dragged down lower than dirt. I've been here for years and have seen it time and time again.
AND DON'T GIVE ME THIS BULL SHIT ABOUT WHAT EF MALE FUCKED WHAT EF FEMALE... it takes two
Still the same ol bull shit!
I've taken people disagree with me over and over, and that is fine, but I'll be gosh dang if you disagree with certain members, you are a cunt or a bictch or ........ well ya name it.
EF is and should be versatile... be it male female pt of view or etc... seems lately the females that log on are pushed away when they don't bow down low fucking self esteem assholes that expect for women to be inferior
I guess I'll always be a bitch in these peeps eyes, because I REFUSE to not bow down to these assholes
I've been on the recieving end of being bashed, treated inferior because I AM FEMALE. Its really starting to get old, and if George wants a very versitile forum things need to be done about this shit. I have been called every name in the book... and im all cool with that. BUT That is NOT a way to conduct business and get members. The fucking ego men here find every damn way possible to degrage the women here whilst at the same time post up coke whores and sluts. Ya know what.... keep your opinion to yourself ... as you ask us to.
BRR,George,Digger,... this has to be addressed... I help tons via pm.. as a member... not even a mod. Yet we have these ass wipes degrading when myself or other active chicks that compete put pics up because the fuckers are jealous... YES jealous because the are fucking weak and couldn't lift a gosh damn double whopper.
If they aren't so damn envious why do they continue to hound and hound on us? I know C&C is totally different from the womens forum or the training forum, but it doesn't matter when or where things are posted there is constant negativity. This wards a lot of us off from suggesting people to come here.
It's that I am too good lookin'.
she really does have bad hair though....Frisky said:NOOOOOOOOO
LOL
the ava is NOT ME
I would never allow my hair to be that way. I really do have nice hair, its silky smooth and sometimes I just play with it to relax me. Seriously. I wasn't blessed with many good features, but I have some damn good hair
jnevin
New member
Frisky said:NOOOOOOOOO
LOL
the ava is NOT ME
I would never allow my hair to be that way. I really do have nice hair, its silky smooth and sometimes I just play with it to relax me. Seriously. I wasn't blessed with many good features, but I have some damn good hair
The hair in your avi would be the noogie from hell...
Or a result of rubbing balloons on it to stick them against the wall.
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alien amp pharm
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bump
solidspine
New member
Maybe on this board, but not the Gear board, that’s about 95% guys,
solidspine
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No questions about that, your correct.
