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Some Christmas carols for May1010

Twas the night before christmas
and all through the site,
everyone felt shitty,
except for moe dank, he was high as a kite.

Wodin at the whorehouse,
Havoc smoking grass;
JohnnyO just settled down
for a nice piece of RyanH's ass.

Out on the lawn,
I heard such a clatter.
I sprung from my chair
to see what was the matter.

When out on the lawn,
I saw a big dick.
I knew in a minute it wasn't plifter,
it must be supersizeme, man what a piece of shit.

He came down the chimney
like a bat out of hell.
I knew in a moment,
the fucker had fell.

He stuffed all our stockings
with amps and beer,
and a big rubber dick
for May1010 the queer.

He rose up the chimney
with a thunderous fart.
that son of a bitch
blew it apart.

He swore and he cursed
as he hopped in the sled seat,
piss on you all
and don't come back to elite.
 
I'm good like that.

Now I'm off to celebrate our independence. If only someone would come out with some protein fortified beer.
 
O Christmas Queer

O Christmas Queer,
O Christmas Queer,
How floppy is
your rectum?
Your lisp is clear
in summer's clime
And you will be maimed
in wintertime.
O Christmas Queer,
O Christmas Queer,
How floppy is
your rectum?

O Christmas Queer,
O Christmas Queer,
What happiness befalls me
When I get to stab
you at Christmas-time
Your death inspires
my song and rhyme.
O Christmas Queer,
O Christmas Queer,
What happiness befalls me

O Christmas Queer,
O Christmas Queer,
Your escapades can
teach a lesson
That constant anal sex
and orgies sublime
Lend syphilis and
herpes through all time.
O Christmas Queer,
O Christmas Queer,
Your homo sex can
teach a lesson.
 
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