Some Christmas carols for May1010

[justinf22]

true..how can anyone be offended when the comment is coming from someone named "satanic goat slayer"

 

[May1010]

SG could very well BE May1010 for all we know (but only the mods now for sure, and we are not telling).

IT LOOKS AS IF WE'VE GOT A REAL AGATHA CHRISTIE MYSTERY ON OUR HANDS!!!




SG

 

[Latimer]

More like Encyclopedia Brown.

 

[justinf22]

Since may is involved...i think a "Hardy Boy's" mystery is more appropriate

 

[May1010]

Since may is involved...i think a "Hardy Boy's" mystery is more appropriate

... it would have been funnier had you said "Nancy Drew."

 

[macDbol]

sg is unique to say the least

 

[satanic goatslayer]

I saw Loren dicking Santa Claus

I saw Loren dicking Santa Claus
Underneath the rainbow flag last night.
He didn't even weep
When up his ass a 12 inch dildo creeped
He thought that he was HIV negative
So no condoms did he keep

Then, I saw Loren fellate Santa Claus
Underneath his pubic hair so white;
Oh, what a laugh it would have been
If Loren’s retarded brother had only seen
Loren receiving Syphillis from Santa Claus last night.

I saw Loren kissing James’ swollen anus
Underneath his Transformers blanket last night
James didn’t even scream
When his ass Loren tried to ream
James was mentally retarded
So an easy target Loren thought it to be

Then I saw Loren being stabbed by Santa Claus
Underneath the homo bar last night
He didn’t even yell
When the guillotine blade fell
And beheaded the silly homo
With Rudolph, Santa laughed with glee


Repeat x 2

 

[big4life]

You need to see about recording
a christmas cd.
It would be a hit.

 

[Tha One CrumCake]

Bump.

 

[Warik]

Merry Christmas.

-Warik