So glad I finally hit puberty at 33

[jnevin]

Right in time to have 3 beautifully glowing zits on my face when I have a drought ending booty call coming in from Vegas. Fahk. Is there anything that will get rid of these gems by Friday?

I also found a pube. Not sure whose it is.

 

[tha joker]

I know the feeling. I made the mistake of shaving not to long ago, I can usually go a couple of days without anyone noticing. Every time I do, I wind up getting an ingrown hair. I woke up the other day with a huge pimple. The hair was sticking out of the top of it. It still hurts. I hate it when I find wolverine pubes in my underoos. I can still count my chest hairs. Easy to do when you have three or four. FML.

 

[jnevin]

These zits aren't the popping kind either. Just the ones that make you want to cry they hurt so bad.

 

[cindylou]

lol that sucks. Is it the hormonal kind?? the underground zits ??? try going to the tanning bed maybe that will help

 

[jnevin]

lol that sucks. Is it the hormonal kind?? the underground zits ??? try going to the tanning bed maybe that will help

Yeah underground. I shaved and two were there. Then I noticed the one on my temple. I suck at having skin.

 

[nefertiti]

Cindy's got some good advice...tanning beds will help with those.

 

[KillahBee]

lol at tanning beds. a little skin cancer will cure those zits, brah.

 

[jnevin]

Cindy's got some good advice...tanning beds will help with those.

I'll tan before the gym today. Awesomeness. I hope I don't turn into lobster boy my first bake of the year. Then I could be red and pimply.

Hot.

 

[bigtravis]

Right in time to have 3 beautifully glowing zits on my face when I have a drought ending booty call coming in from Vegas. Fahk. Is there anything that will get rid of these gems by Friday?

I also found a pube. Not sure whose it is.

Purplepower

 

[BBR100]

Right in time to have 3 beautifully glowing zits on my face when I have a drought ending booty call coming in from Vegas. Fahk. Is there anything that will get rid of these gems by Friday?

I also found a pube. Not sure whose it is.

Hookers only care about your money bro. No need to impress.