shoving pills up your ass

[eviction]

so i guess i should stop shoving these dianalbols up my ass then? the pumps are incredible, so is the explosive diahrea that follows.

 

[evander1972]

If you work your sphinkter then youll be able to hold in the shit and not waste your gear Bro

 

[Tuffguy1980]

Ah yes the good old Enema trick.
That is the best way to get the most out of your Protien Shakes!
I prefer the chocolate too- too freaky when Van. comes back out LMAO!

 

[bullcocky]

Sounds like he is that much closer to being a fruitloop in reference to the "friend"

 

[eviction]

Sounds like he is that much closer to being a fruitloop in reference to the "friend"

hahhaha. unfortunately I am just joking. This thread was meant to be a joke. I'll stick to taking juice the right way

 

[1badbrd]

as far with AS i don't know but the reason behind the SAPOSITORYS thing is cause when someone that is sick there stomach and can not hold things down like during the flu or worse like when you are on chemotharapy, its hard to ingest food and liquids. Shove it up your ass will get it into your system without going through your stomach.

I'm a medic so i have to learn some of this stuff incase i might have to that to someoe some day. Not pretty but.....

 

[BIC]

see dammit i told you guys heheh

 

[Snarling Force]

I can honestly say I've tried this once. Its referred to as "plugging." It was a couple of years ago and it was an outdoor rave in the middle of nowhere near Vancouver B.C. I had read a lot about plugging and how the absorbtion rate in your ass is much higher than in your stomach since you are bypassing all the acids. The stomach has the least absorption, then next comes your nose which I've done many times with pills (railing), then finally comes your ass.

So I brought a condom to cover my finger. I entered a porta pottie and began trying to shove it up my ass. It was a lot harder than I had expected. I finally got it pushed up as far as my middle finger would go. I could really feel it in there and it was very uncomfortable. It felt as if I had a little turd that I needed to get out.

So I went on to the party and all my friends knew what I had done and wouldn't let me hear the end of it. (They still give me shit about it to this day.) So the roll came on as they always do but it seemed a little more intense. I could feel the thing burning my rectal tube and that was not very comfortable but soon the X set in and I could have cared less about any anal discomfort. However being the anxious person that I am, I popped another pill orally about 1 hour after I took one via the anus so I can't say for sure how much of an impact the anal pill had on my roll. It was a very strong roll as I remember it, but nothing worth me going through that ever again. This may be however due to my impatience and popping the other pill orally. Maybe I'll try it again someday. Who knows...