quickest way to get your SO to lose weight?

[JayC9]

the green eyed monster
employ a super hot 23 year old PA
tried, tested and proven method
the wife dropped 5kg in two weeks lol

 

[JayC9]

unfortunately said PA quit this morning under the strain of
what could only be described as severe hacky looks and
immense bitchery from the wife and her gang of office spies
it’s a funny old world

 

[silverstar1025]

lol!! Hubby always jokes that he wants a hot young PA one day. I told him that is fine as long as I get a young hot PA of my own.

 

[Smurfy]

whats a PA?
Physician's Assistant?

 

[silverstar1025]

whats a PA?
Physician's Assistant?

I think he meant personal assistant, but I could be wrong. At least that is what it sounded like to me.

 

[Smurfy]

ohhhhhhh

 

[JayC9]

i phoned her tonight and asked her if she wanted to go for a drink and a chat
because i felt so terrible about what happened today
shame she's already at the bottom of a bottle feeling all the worldly woes of a 23 year old tonight
but tomorrow night would be just fine, or the night after, or even the night after that
all you guys know what that translates as

 

[Bikini Mod]

LOL

I've addressed this issue.

No hot young employees for me or my husband.

If anything I would hire a gay man. This way there can never be any unwarranted bullshit.

 

[-Ariel-]

whats a PA?
Physician's Assistant?

thats what I thought too...
then I thought, wait doctors never have affairs with pa's

 

[EnderJE]

I tried something like that once. It didn't work out and made the SO eat more. The worst part is that now I've stopped working out and starting eating like I don't care.