quickest way to get your SO to lose weight?

[JayC9]

the green eyed monster
employ a super hot 23 year old PA
tried, tested and proven method
the wife dropped 5kg in two weeks lol

 

[JayC9]

unfortunately said PA quit this morning under the strain of
what could only be described as severe hacky looks and
immense bitchery from the wife and her gang of office spies
it’s a funny old world

 

[silverstar1025]

lol!! Hubby always jokes that he wants a hot young PA one day. I told him that is fine as long as I get a young hot PA of my own.

 

[Smurfy]

whats a PA?
Physician's Assistant?

 

[silverstar1025]

whats a PA?
Physician's Assistant?

I think he meant personal assistant, but I could be wrong. At least that is what it sounded like to me.

 

[Smurfy]

ohhhhhhh

 

[JayC9]

i phoned her tonight and asked her if she wanted to go for a drink and a chat
because i felt so terrible about what happened today
shame she's already at the bottom of a bottle feeling all the worldly woes of a 23 year old tonight
but tomorrow night would be just fine, or the night after, or even the night after that
all you guys know what that translates as

 

[Bikini Mod]

LOL

I've addressed this issue.

No hot young employees for me or my husband.

If anything I would hire a gay man. This way there can never be any unwarranted bullshit.

 

[-Ariel-]

whats a PA?
Physician's Assistant?

thats what I thought too...
then I thought, wait doctors never have affairs with pa's

 

[EnderJE]

I tried something like that once. It didn't work out and made the SO eat more. The worst part is that now I've stopped working out and starting eating like I don't care.

 

[heatherrae]

i phoned her tonight and asked her if she wanted to go for a drink and a chat
because i felt so terrible about what happened today
shame she's already at the bottom of a bottle feeling all the worldly woes of a 23 year old tonight
but tomorrow night would be just fine, or the night after, or even the night after that
all you guys know what that translates as

She's going to sue you for sexual harassment...lol.

 

[JayC9]

LOL

I've addressed this issue.

No hot young employees for me or my husband.

If anything I would hire a gay man. This way there can never be any unwarranted bullshit.

the wife has most generously volunteered to interview and hire the next one
i can't wait till quasimodo walks through the office door

 

[JayC9]

She's going to sue you for sexual harassment...lol.

that's just for silly countries
here, man rules, period
probably because the judges are all slipping a length to their PA's

 

[Bikini Mod]

the wife has most generously volunteered to interview and hire the next one
i can't wait till quasimodo walks through the office door

My husband knows the deal...

We joke about how he will hire a crew of 22 yr old HYUGE bewbied stripper chicks to clean the house. I always say, "WTF do I care that they are buck-ass nekkid as long as my toilet is clean?!" <---- on the one hand I mean that but on the other hand I am also bright enough to realize that ain't NEVER going to happen.

One could say that I should just hire a cute young pool boy and keep a pocketfull of quarters by my loungechair. hehehehee But naaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh.

My take is, "Look, do your job, then leave." So why should I hire someone hot? How bout I just hire someone competent. Ugly and older goes a loooooooooong way with me.

 

[Raptorex]

i phoned her tonight and asked her if she wanted to go for a drink and a chat
because i felt so terrible about what happened today
shame she's already at the bottom of a bottle feeling all the worldly woes of a 23 year old tonight
but tomorrow night would be just fine, or the night after, or even the night after that
all you guys know what that translates as

lmfao!

 

[JayC9]

My husband knows the deal...

We joke about how he will hire a crew of 22 yr old HYUGE bewbied stripper chicks to clean the house. I always say, "WTF do I care that they are buck-ass nekkid as long as my toilet is clean?!" <---- on the one hand I mean that but on the other hand I am also bright enough to realize that ain't NEVER going to happen.

One could say that I should just hire a cute young pool boy and keep a pocketfull of quarters by my loungechair. hehehehee But naaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh.

My take is, "Look, do your job, then leave." So why should I hire someone hot? How bout I just hire someone competent. Ugly and older goes a loooooooooong way with me.

i agree the bottom line is competency, my cook and cleaner are butt ugly, though they’re almost family
still i always aim to make environments easier on the eyes, sex sells no question about it, a combination can be found
it's like wallpaper, no one digs floral, i much prefer a younger modern swash
if i walk into the office every day and the first thing that greets me is a hideous being it’s not good

 

[velvett]

I was going to say leave them for a younger verison of themselves.

 

[Bikini Mod]

i agree the bottom line is competency, my cook and cleaner are butt ugly, though they’re almost family
still i always aim to make environments easier on the eyes, sex sells no question about it, a combination can be found
it's like wallpaper, no one digs floral, i much prefer a younger modern swash
if i walk into the office every day and the first thing that greets me is a hideous being it’s not good

Feel you... The way I would hire for an office is much different than who I would hire for home.

I refuse to let *my shape* go for a number of reasons. The main reason is NOT because of my husband, though it is one admittedly. I WANT my husband to ALWAYS WANT ME. But I know my own skin and am happier with myself and FEEL BETTER OVERALL (not just psychological but physically I dont feel good if I get squooshy and out of shape) when I maintain a modicum of good shape.

It would kill me if I thought that my husband would look at another woman and think to himself, "Damn, I wish my wife would just put down the fukkin donuts and give a shit like she used to."

 

[EnderJE]

It would kill me if I thought that my husband would look at another woman and think to himself, "Damn, I wish my wife would just put down the fukkin donuts and give a shit like she used to."

You are in the minority. However, I don't think that my wife doesn't give a shit. It's just other priorities have a higher standing.

 

[JayC9]

Feel you... The way I would hire for an office is much different than who I would hire for home.

I refuse to let *my shape* go for a number of reasons. The main reason is NOT because of my husband, though it is one admittedly. I WANT my husband to ALWAYS WANT ME. But I know my own skin and am happier with myself and FEEL BETTER OVERALL (not just psychological but physically I dont feel good if I get squooshy and out of shape) when I maintain a modicum of good shape.

It would kill me if I thought that my husband would look at another woman and think to himself, "Damn, I wish my wife would just put down the fukkin donuts and give a shit like she used to."

This is almost another subject.

It's how you were brought up, the morals and codes you were computed with as a child and more importantly, as a teenager.

I brought myself up from the age of 16, hence I live by my rules and my codes of conduct, not others.

This doesn't fit in with 99% of females, I simply don't have the hang-ups of most of the population because I don't think that way, but to be honest I couldn't give shit because the most important thing in life is to enjoy it and be yourself.

The way I view it is, every girl wants to sleep with me, whether she knows it or not, if she doesn't then she's obviously mentally deficient, and I don't copulate with the mentally handicapped.

It’s simple like that.

I don't bring it into the house, the wife half accepts that.

If she came to me today and said she'd met an arty farty type that would suit her better then I'd be more than happy for her, I'd want to be at the wedding and I'd wish her all the best.

My personal freedom is above anything else.

 

[Pat_McCrotch]

ohhhhhhh

I thought the same thing. LOL

 

[AAP]

Ok, this is going to be callous and petty but I have to confess that when I was working HR at Motorola, we (the HR peeps) would play games and make bets about hiring people.

Try to see who can get the woman with the biggest tits hired, place ghetto citizens in predominantly WASP departments, etc... Well there was this bastard over the purchasing that NO ONE in the company liked. Typical all mouth verbal bully that had to exert his "power" at work because when he went home to the old battleship it was all "yes maam" and "no maam" and "thankyoupleasewhateveryousay maam".

We stuck the Jerry Springer bimbo airhead in his department and within two months he had sexual harassment complaints against him from her and a divorce papers filed on him from his wife. dude got fucked over big time. Canned from Motorola and kicked out at home.

And in case you are wondering, I slept soundly at night ever since.

 

[Bikini Mod]

This is almost another subject.

It's how you were brought up, the morals and codes you were computed with as a child and more importantly, as a teenager.

I brought myself up from the age of 16, hence I live by my rules and my codes of conduct, not others.

This doesn't fit in with 99% of females, I simply don't have the hang-ups of most of the population because I don't think that way, but to be honest I couldn't give shit because the most important thing in life is to enjoy it and be yourself.

The way I view it is, every girl wants to sleep with me, whether she knows it or not, if she doesn't then she's obviously mentally deficient, and I don't copulate with the mentally handicapped.

It’s simple like that.

I don't bring it into the house, the wife half accepts that.

If she came to me today and said she'd met an arty farty type that would suit her better than I'd be more than happy for her, I'd want to be at the wedding and I'd wish her all the best.

My personal freedom is above anything else.

Feel you 100%

 

[Bikini Mod]

Ok, this is going to be callous and petty but I have to confess that when I was working HR at Motorola, we (the HR peeps) would play games and make bets about hiring people.

Try to see who can get the woman with the biggest tits hired, place ghetto citizens in predominantly WASP departments, etc... Well there was this bastard over the purchasing that NO ONE in the company liked. Typical all mouth verbal bully that had to exert his "power" at work because when he went home to the old battleship it was all "yes maam" and "no maam" and "thankyoupleasewhateveryousay maam".

We stuck the Jerry Springer bimbo airhead in his department and within two months he had sexual harassment complaints against him from her and a divorce papers filed on him from his wife. dude got fucked over big time. Canned from Motorola and kicked out at home.

And in case you are wondering, I slept soundly at night ever since.

Remind me NEVER to piss you off. LFMAO

 

[Bikini Mod]

You are in the minority. However, I don't think that my wife doesn't give a shit. It's just other priorities have a higher standing.

I understand that as well...

Not everyone can or even WANTS to maintain competitor ready physique.

But one can always find ways to remain in some sort of shape.

I do realize how easy it is to slide down that slippery slope when life gets hectic. But I have come to look at it like this: you only get one body and one life here, so why not do *this much* for yourself so that you can FEEL better? The added bonus is that you will LOOK better.

It's like maintanence. If you don't tend to your garden a little bit each day - everything dies.

There is NEVER a reason (barring injury/illness) where a body can't find the time to tend to their body *this much* every day, even it is *just* running around with the kids tossing a ball, rollerblading, walking more than sitting, making better food choices, etc... Will you be able to win the Olympics or step out onto stage for competition? NO, but one shouldn't have to go up a single clothing size either.

Not passing judgment, just trying to help inspire.