Ode To My Dick

[Stanknogger]

Well this is it folks I am about to have my 2000th jizm. This includes:

- all masturbation
- all sex
- all wet dreams (only 3 of them)

I have kept track of evry orgasm on a sheet of paper with tally marks. I have watched as it has grown from a mere 3+ inches to the 5.25 inches of plasure-rod that it is today.

Do you have any suggestions on what porn to use (any links). Also I am thinking of trying something new, do u suggest sticking anything up my ass?

Ok thanks the 2000th jizm will be tonight at the stroke of midnight its 9:30 now.

 

[Deepsquat]

Well lets see...were to start .....how big is your "pleasure rod " going to be when it grows up ???? my cock was that big when i was in the 3rd grade....don't think it was ever 3 inches!
My wife just said " hey honey that is almot half of what you have "
/.... anyway try www.ampland.com
or ... www.thehun.com

 

[The Terminator]

2000 huh? You will be lucky to make it to 2020 with your reckless abandon. That thing is going to turn black and start decaying off any day now.

 

[Stanknogger]

Holy fuck I wanked it 8 times in 24 hours, I was at 2008 24 hours after that post lol.

and damn by the 5th time it was just HURTING until i got 'into' it enough then it just felt sooo good better even than when i havent cummed for like 2 weeks (family vacation lol)

 

[woodydetroit]

Who has the time to count? Are you an accountant? Re: porn... Seymore Butts' videos are always good for tossing off.

 

[NY Muscle]

damn too much free time to record all that shit eh? lol

 

[Stanknogger]

naw its like prisoners marking off days, lol, just put a little mark on the piece of paper each time