No daddy no!

[HappyScrappy]

I heard a most disturbing thing in the shower at the gym this morning. I walked into the normal stall thing where I normally shower, and in the one next to me - the larger corner stall thing - I heard a father and at least one small child - whom I presume to be his son.
No biggie. So I start up my shower and am soaping up and working on a nice lather on my balls when I hear...
Kid: "No daddy no!"
Dad: "Come on, just 30 more seconds."
Kid: "But daddy, it hurts!"
Dad: "I know, it burns, and I'm sorry, but it is almost over, then we can go."
Kid: *quietly and sadly* "Okay. Ow!"

Now - as horrible as that sounds - I'm sure it was related to some hot water and some sort of shampoo in the eye incident, but as I'm sure is understandable, I was standing there in the shower not knowing what the fuck was going on. But I must admit, I was enjoying the lather on my balls.

This mainly stands out in my mind because in my sick mind, "No daddy no!" is a really funny phrase to say at random times... but only when your father isn't actually around.

 

[TheProject]

I'd like to nominate this post as "most sick and wrong" of the day.

 

[MrMuscle]

the day is still young. there are worse things to come.

 

[Y_lifter]

I really appreciate the time and effort you spent Bolding the different parts to the above Script...
It made a difference in the readability of the text..

As for the thoughts, they aren't bad and are understandable in todays society.
At least he wasn't saying No father No because that would have tempted me to bust in there and save the kid from that pedophile pontiff.

As for your Balls... No comment.

 

[The Shadow]

Damn my eyes!!!!

 

[Raina]

I have to third The Project and also second Y_LIfter about the bolding. HS, you really are a mystical creature.

 

[XBiker]

It's a perception thing.

Well, then again, HS's a programmer....

 

[Y_lifter]

Maybe the dad was de-louseing his head ?
Who wants dead lice floating around in their home shower ?
I know I don't....

 

[The Shadow]

Interesting that a child would be showering at the gym...

 

[Pink Space Biscuit]

Maybe they were swimming and he cut himself and he was cleaning out the wound with water, hence the burning and oww's.

 

[HappyScrappy]

This gym has a kids section, and a pool - and I do think they were in the pool - he certainly wasn't in the weight room.

 

[TheProject]

Maybe they were swimming and he cut himself and he was cleaning out the wound with water, hence the burning and oww's.

I think we're probably all better off not speculating at this point.

It's a slippery slope.

 

[vixenbabe]

Slippery slope, Project?

.....Sounds more like a soap on a rope scenario gone bad.....

 

[casavant]

HS, are you serious? I can't blame you for thinking twice after hearing this dialogue. Irk....

 

[HappyScrappy]

I'm serious.
I've seen them in the locker room before and I genuinely don't think anything wrong was happening - but I just thought it could have been easily misconstrued.

 

[Diesel3d]

off topic but,

Happy were you able to snap a pic of 'you know who' yet in the shower?

I'm still waiting. I need it for my research. If you need my waterproof camera let me know...

 

[TheProject]

Slippery slope, Project?

.....Sounds more like a soap on a rope scenario gone bad.....

See, this is exactly the kind of thing I was talking about...one thing leads to another, minds wander, and the next thing you know, we're all fouled out.

 

[HappyScrappy]

off topic but,

Happy were you able to snap a pic of 'you know who' yet in the shower?

I'm still waiting. I need it for my reasearch. If you need my waterproof camera let me know...

oh shit, that's funny.

no - not yet. since I go in the mornings now he is rarely there.

I did see him briefly and he has a new haircut, I thought of you

 

[Diesel3d]

oh shit, that's funny.

no - not yet. since I go in the mornings now he is rarely there.

I did see him briefly and he has a new haircut, I thought of you

aww shucks.....

 

[strong island]

Whats is sicker:

That the story is true.

or

That HP actually thought it up.

I can't decide...but I am scared.

 

[smallmovesal]

aww shucks.....

i didn't know ssme went to your gym, and his morning bone is no laughing matter he tells me.

 

[vixenbabe]

Originally posted by TheProject

See, this is exactly the kind of thing I was talking about...one thing leads to another, minds wander, and the next thing you know, we're all fouled out.



Speaking of "fowl"....I still see you're into chickens with that avatar you plucked..... Cute funky chicken BTW!

 

[TheProject]

Originally posted by TheProject


Speaking of "fowl"....I still see you're into chickens with that avatar you plucked..... Cute funky chicken BTW!

Thanks! Actually, it's Earthworm Jim, but I could see where one might mistake him for a chicken.

 

[HappyScrappy]

That HP actually thought it up.

ever since they merged with Compaq I've really felt that the quality of their stories have really gone downhill.

 

[Boach]

I think HS and the guy's son had something in common--They both were soaping up a grown man's balls.

 

[WODIN]

This whole thread brings back such wonderful memories of my youth...just throw in a bottle of Burbon...

 

[gymtime]

Two years of therapy down the shitter. Thanks asshole.

 

[Pink Space Biscuit]

Thanks! Actually, it's Earthworm Jim, but I could see where one might mistake him for a chicken.

I thought that was Beaker from the muppets in some sort of super hero suit.

 

[HappyScrappy]

can you guys go ahead and get back to the topic at hand - which would be my balls of course

 

[Pink Space Biscuit]

can you guys go ahead and get back to the topic at hand - which would be my balls of course

How did your balls feel when that kid scraped his knee at the pool?

 

[HappyScrappy]

well, I don't know for certain if there was any scraping in the pool. but since they are always warm and smooth - I'm gonna go ahead and run with that.
thanks for asking.
and how is your uncle doing?

 

[musclebrains]

I just thought it could have been easily misconstrued.

That's obvious.

 

[TheProject]

I thought that was Beaker from the muppets in some sort of super hero suit.

You don't know who Earthworm Jim is? Seriously?

I'm shocked.

 

[Dr.RobertBanner]

HS you sick man. Nice to know I'm not the only one with a demented mind who who can distort harmless comments into really sick things.

Which reminds me of an infamous incident that occured in high school. Ok so I had just gotten my head shaved short, where it's sort of fuzzy and feels cool (and the girls used to love to touch it). I go into the bathroom, and all the stalls and urinals are full so I'm standing there waiting when a friend walks in. Upon seeing me hair he exclaims in a loud (enough for everyone else to hear), high-pitched goofy, voice "Let me touch it, Let me touch it!" Not good words to loudly use in the guys bathroom. Got some funny looks for a while to say the least.

 

[Pink Space Biscuit]

You don't know who Earthworm Jim is? Seriously?

I'm shocked.

Doesn't sound remotely familiar.

To keep on topic, how are your balls now HS?

 

[CAGED whiteman]

poor kid...

this thread is going to bring back some painful memories for high intensity...

 

[NoDaddyNo]

Best Thread Ever.

 

[alien amp pharm]

The irony is thick.

 

[TheProject]

I'd like to nominate this post as "most sick and wrong" of the day.

I just wanted to say this again.

 

[Lumberg]

The irony is 2thick.