No daddy no!

[HappyScrappy]

I heard a most disturbing thing in the shower at the gym this morning. I walked into the normal stall thing where I normally shower, and in the one next to me - the larger corner stall thing - I heard a father and at least one small child - whom I presume to be his son.
No biggie. So I start up my shower and am soaping up and working on a nice lather on my balls when I hear...
Kid: "No daddy no!"
Dad: "Come on, just 30 more seconds."
Kid: "But daddy, it hurts!"
Dad: "I know, it burns, and I'm sorry, but it is almost over, then we can go."
Kid: *quietly and sadly* "Okay. Ow!"

Now - as horrible as that sounds - I'm sure it was related to some hot water and some sort of shampoo in the eye incident, but as I'm sure is understandable, I was standing there in the shower not knowing what the fuck was going on. But I must admit, I was enjoying the lather on my balls.

This mainly stands out in my mind because in my sick mind, "No daddy no!" is a really funny phrase to say at random times... but only when your father isn't actually around.

 

[TheProject]

I'd like to nominate this post as "most sick and wrong" of the day.

 

[MrMuscle]

the day is still young. there are worse things to come.

 

[Y_lifter]

I really appreciate the time and effort you spent Bolding the different parts to the above Script...
It made a difference in the readability of the text..

As for the thoughts, they aren't bad and are understandable in todays society.
At least he wasn't saying No father No because that would have tempted me to bust in there and save the kid from that pedophile pontiff.

As for your Balls... No comment.

 

[The Shadow]

Damn my eyes!!!!

 

[Raina]

I have to third The Project and also second Y_LIfter about the bolding. HS, you really are a mystical creature.

 

[XBiker]

It's a perception thing.

Well, then again, HS's a programmer....

 

[Y_lifter]

Maybe the dad was de-louseing his head ?
Who wants dead lice floating around in their home shower ?
I know I don't....

 

[The Shadow]

Interesting that a child would be showering at the gym...

 

[Pink Space Biscuit]

Maybe they were swimming and he cut himself and he was cleaning out the wound with water, hence the burning and oww's.