Neighbor issue: let's crowdsource a solution / murder plot

[ceo]

I'm going to suggest the complete opposite. I think you should introduce him to teh interwebs as an unlimited supply source. You could even convince him to start selling if he's not already (sounds like he is?). Just convince him that online is safer.

If you noticed, surely other neighbors have too. It's only a matter of time before the cops are onto him. You like him as a neighbor because he's civil to you and doesn't upset the neighborhood, so you want to see him continue to live there peacefully.

Teh interwebs is teh answer! Plus, if you got him into dealing (online of course) you could help him establish his own financial future. Maybe all he needs is someone to believe in him? Encourage him bor.

 

[mrplunkey]

Synopsis of issue and situation:

I live in a pretty nice neighborhood. Nothing too high-end, but safe and friendly. Mostly an older generation neighborhood (traditional Italian types, jnevin and ortizle). All my immediate neighbors are cool and pretty quiet / chill. Across the street is an old Italian couple (the Squizzero's, both early 80's). When I first moved in a year ago, the maildude warned me about their son. He's probably mid-40's and still lives with them. It's obvious that he's got some drug issues. He doesn't drive and is always walking up the street and back (most likely to meet his dealer so his parents don't see him doing it at the house). He's actually a really nice dude and is super cordial to me and everyone here. Even cuts the neighbor's lawn for them sometimes.

Now, his father passed away a few weeks ago. And moms isn't doing too well (saw an ambulance there the other day). Druggie Assface is already getting bolder - watched him do two deals directly in front of his / my house yesterday (walked up to a car and exchanged money / baggy). Assuming moms passes away soon and Jagoff gets the house, I can't have drug deals goin down like that. Lowers my property value. Need some ideas here. Ratting him out is NOT an option. A few thoughts:

- I have some very close friends who are cops. Off the record, could have them fuck with him a bit.
- I could just ragingly blow up his spot. When the drug car pulls up and he runs out of the house to meet the driver, I could just walk outside and scream (in a nerdy, white guy voice) "Hey guys!!! Whatcha got there?!!!!"
- Murder him

So is it safe to assume you are completely against drugs? Does this mean you are a pro drug war kinda guy?

 

[stilleto]

tell him you're a cop.

then tell him you thought you recognized a few of his friends who stopped by to see him. say, "eh, i could be wrong though. I'll have to get a better look."
then wink, check out his wiener, and walk away.

 

[EnderJE]

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[cryptosporidium]

if yur neighbor is makin any kind of change, id be all over it and the kid wouldnt have a fuckin clue either. i kind of wish i had a neighbor like this.

 

[ceo]

consult this young entrepreneur, and take a hearty fee for your services!

 

[jackangel]

obviously you should discuss this with the mother before she passes. number 1 priority!!

 

[ortiz34]

I live in a pretty nice neighborhood. Nothing too high-end, but safe and friendly. Mostly an older generation neighborhood (traditional Italian types, jnevin and ortizle).

ololo

that's me bro..I'm sorry

For real though I use to leave 100 bucks right in my mailbox when i called my guy up, he's pull up, grab the cash and put my seven heavenly rocks up in that shit. Less obvious

 

[ceo]

drug dealers make house calls for small drops?? I thought they had a street corner they worked and all their business came to them?

 

[miplank]

ololo

that's me bro..I'm sorry

For real though I use to leave 100 bucks right in my mailbox when i called my guy up, he's pull up, grab the cash and put my seven heavenly rocks up in that shit. Less obvious

100 bucks for 7 rocks?