My little zipper accident

[the_clockwork]

So I have a date tonight.. and while I was getting ready I zipped my dick up in my zipper and it dropped me to the ground.. It bled and is scabbed over.. Now I won't be able to get laid cuz it'll look like I have a std!


fuck my luck

 

[Cutiebaby]

how the fuck can you manage to zip your dick????

 

[Lestat]

uh dude, we all saw Something about Mary. Get some original material good bro

 

[NickyE3]

OUCH!

that is why im not a free-baller

with my luck I would be hammered at a party and do that

 

[the_clockwork]

uh dude, we all saw Something about Mary. Get some original material good bro

umm ya I wish I was making this up.. don't ask for pics

 

[the_clockwork]

OUCH!

that is why im not a free-baller

with my luck I would be hammered at a party and do that

wasn't freeballing.. my boxers just didn't close up front... it sucked

 

[Cutiebaby]

you should put some neosporin on that shit..Dont want it lookin all scarred and nasty after it heals

 

[heatherrae]

"little" being the operative word in the title.











j.k.

 

[ortiz34]

I wonder if this story is actually true. With Cawkwork you never know.

 

[javaguru]

uh dude, we all saw Something about Mary. Get some original material good bro

I did that to myself when I was going home from BCT in 1989.......I wasn't used to zippers and boxers....I didn't draw blood but it really hurt