My daughter said she walked in on her mom and stepdad screwing in the kitchen.

[DIVISION]

There was not one word mentioned about it being anal sex. How did this happen.

Div was that you banging her on the kitchen table.

CommanderClitoris......I can neither confirm nor deny that I was involved in the anal pounding which commenced on the kitchen table. I can neither confirm nor deny that KY was used and/or that anal foreplay was initiated before rearentry procedures.

Hope this helps.


DIV

 

[XBiker]

So, what's for dinner?

 

[DIVISION]

So, what's for dinner?

Hot Spicy Anal w/ peanuts.......you want in on this shit?



DIV

 

[EnderJE]

I can't relate at all.
My parents haven't had sex since early 1970, except for that time in 85' - and frankly know that to me is far more disturbing than walking in on the parents. I have a photo of my parents where their shoulders are actually touching, I believe that's the most affection I've ever witnessed.

Thinking...

Yah that I think would be worse.

Then don't think about your grandparents gettin' their freak on...

DOH!

 

[Sub-Zero]

pics?

beat me to the only reason this thread would be worth clicking

 

[Sub-Zero]

ask her if his dick his bigger than yours

 

[DIVISION]

ask her if his dick his bigger than yours

Go Back 2 Your Fuckin' Legos.......NUGGA!!!!




DIV

 

[Deleted member 33117]

Anywho had a good time at that swinger meetup. Got felt up a bit by a girl that Annabelletx and I both want to do (DIV she is a really pale white girl before you ask) but her bf is wierd and creeps Anna out.

 

[velvett]

This thread has so gone in the wrong direction.

 

[DIVISION]

Anywho had a good time at that swinger meetup. Got felt up a bit by a girl that Annabelletx and I both want to do (DIV she is a really pale white girl before you ask) but her bf is wierd and creeps Anna out.

Cool, bro.....

I'm glad you found a pale tight white girl to appease your sexual desires, nugga....

Who cares about her boyfriend.....delete him from the equation and commence boning the pale bitch.

Do me a favor and let me know how she tastes......on the DL....


DIV