Michael Phelps tests positive for full tilt badassedness

[ponyfitness]

What's much more important is that Jennifer Lopez is training for a mini triathlon after having her baby.

Jennifer Lopez wouldn't know what a workout was if it came up and ran over her big fat biscuit. I met her former trainer once and he said she was a lazy spoiled bitch who complained when she had to do anything hard like a push up.

 

[NEO1]

They were scared of that so they took all their own food, serious.

i bet he was pigging out and a chinamen slipped some clenbuterol into his pancakes,pizza,cookies,sugardrinks and all that other shit he eats
so he will be stripped of all the metals and the evil usa empire will be disgraced !

 

[OneBreath]

Jennifer Lopez wouldn't know what a workout was if it came up and ran over her big fat biscuit. I met her former trainer once and he said she was a lazy spoiled bitch who complained when she had to do anything hard like a push up.

that's hilarious. The fact she didn't know phelp's name got me. Damn, where has she been?

 

[-SD-]

"Can I eat it?! lawl!!1"

"I can has Gold Medalz?"