Michael Phelps tests positive for full tilt badassedness

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This story is huuuge. k thanks bigh

 

[javaguru]

This story is huuuge. k thanks bigh

Methinks I could kick his skinny stupid ass...

 

[dabuffguy]

Methinks I could kick his skinny stupid ass...

Most people here could probably kick his ass. Who cares?

lol, i knew you beez playin bro. me 2.

 

[bigmann245]

thats what scares me is him poppin positive for something....

 

[javaguru]

Most people here could probably kick his ass. Who cares?

lol, i knew you beez playin bro. me 2.

Not to take away from his tremendous accomplishments, he was born and raised to be that champion. Had his coach turned me into that champion.....it would have been a miracle.Genetic freaks are a part of nature and coaches can bend them to their will.

 

[Lestat]

he can get pussy at will

 

[mustang_00]

i heard he puts clear webs between his fingers and toes and he had a opp giving him gills behind his ears. like kevin costner in water world only taller and gayer lookin

 

[chazk]

i bet he was pigging out and a chinamen slipped some clenbuterol into his pancakes,pizza,cookies,sugardrinks and all that other shit he eats
so he will be stripped of all the metals and the evil usa empire will be disgraced !

 

[perkele]

Nothing special, he's just the fastest swimmer right now wearing a fast Speedo swimsuit.

 

[stosstruppe]

"Can I eat it?! lawl!!1"