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Michael Phelps tests positive for full tilt badassedness
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javaguru
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Methinks I could kick his skinny stupid ass...
Most people here could probably kick his ass. Who cares?
lol, i knew you beez playin bro. me 2.
bigmann245
New member
thats what scares me is him poppin positive for something....
javaguru
Banned
Not to take away from his tremendous accomplishments, he was born and raised to be that champion. Had his coach turned me into that champion.....it would have been a miracle.Genetic freaks are a part of nature and coaches can bend them to their will.
mustang_00
Well-known member
i heard he puts clear webs between his fingers and toes and he had a opp giving him gills behind his ears. like kevin costner in water world only taller and gayer lookin
stosstruppe
Well-known member
"Can I eat it?! lawl!!1"
Chocolate_Thunder
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And right now that's all that matters.
javaguru
Banned
not in the pool you couldn't
He has to get out of the water sometime....
javaguru
Banned
now way...you didn't hear? the guy has gills. He can stay in their forever
He won't want to stay in too long because I'll be relieving myself in the pool and there is that whole issue of food and his own bathroom breaks.
he pee's in the pool...
javaguru
Banned
As the pool turns yellow and he spends most of his time dodging floaters and diarrhea......
interesting....
ponyfitness
New member
He probably wouldn't know what to do with it. He'd try to do a flip turn in the sack and break his head.
That being said if he's not gay he's probably got poon lined up outside his hotel room right now. Gotta keep up that six hours of cardio every day.
OneBreath
Elite Mentor
What's much more important is that Jennifer Lopez is training for a mini triathlon after having her baby.
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Lopez, who appeared on "Good Morning America" Aug. 18 to discuss her preparations for the Malibu Triathlon, was overheard saying after the segment that she “couldn’t understand why everyone is talking about that swimmer,” according to a GMA source. “She couldn’t come up with (eight-time gold-medal winner Michael) Phelps’ name, and then she yammered on about how she was the one training for a triathlon just six months after giving birth, and how that was the big story right now, not ‘the swimmer.’”
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Lopez, who appeared on "Good Morning America" Aug. 18 to discuss her preparations for the Malibu Triathlon, was overheard saying after the segment that she “couldn’t understand why everyone is talking about that swimmer,” according to a GMA source. “She couldn’t come up with (eight-time gold-medal winner Michael) Phelps’ name, and then she yammered on about how she was the one training for a triathlon just six months after giving birth, and how that was the big story right now, not ‘the swimmer.’”
ponyfitness
New member
Jennifer Lopez wouldn't know what a workout was if it came up and ran over her big fat biscuit. I met her former trainer once and he said she was a lazy spoiled bitch who complained when she had to do anything hard like a push up.
NEO1
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OneBreath
Elite Mentor
that's hilarious. The fact she didn't know phelp's name got me. Damn, where has she been?
"Can I eat it?! lawl!!1"
"I can has Gold Medalz?"
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