last night i had to fight for mine and my families life

[bigmann245]

let me tell you something. last night was the scariest night of my life. there i was, walking into the kitchen and i notice our 3 cats with their noses right up against the cabinet under the sink. so i investigated to see what they were looking at. and there it was, this huge ass possum. so i had to make a quick decision, my family and i or the possum..... so i got a broom stick and taped a knife on the end as if i were Rambo. i even put on the head band. as i inched into the cabinet there we were face to face. mono a posso. he tried playing possum on me but i wasnt fooled. so i jabbed at him a few times and he continued to act dead. as i tried to pick him up with the stick he jumped up and ran to the back of the cabinets.

now i know he means business. so i again jab him a few more times and finally he gives up and dies. i proclaimed victory.

 

[bran987]

he tried playing possum on me but i wasnt fooled.

now i know he means business. so i again jab him a few more times and finally he gives up and dies. i proclaimed victory.

 

[SoKlueles]

lol
possums are mean little shits

 

[Smurfy]

dude

 

[StickFigure]

LOL!!@Rambo!!

 

[jackangel]

murderah

 

[bigmann245]

murderah

it was life and death bro... i had to. he was going to eat me and my family, i saw it in his eyes..

 

[Smurfy]

i thought you were going to say there was an intruder and you had to shoot him or something

 

[Beachbum1546]

I caught irony in it too.

 

[GrandMaster]

let me tell you something. last night was the scariest night of my life. there i was, walking into the kitchen and i notice our 3 cats with their noses right up against the cabinet under the sink. so i investigated to see what they were looking at. and there it was, this huge ass possum. so i had to make a quick decision, my family and i or the possum..... so i got a broom stick and taped a knife on the end as if i were Rambo. i even put on the head band. as i inched into the cabinet there we were face to face. mono a posso. he tried playing possum on me but i wasnt fooled. so i jabbed at him a few times and he continued to act dead. as i tried to pick him up with the stick he jumped up and ran to the back of the cabinets.

now i know he means business. so i again jab him a few more times and finally he gives up and dies. i proclaimed victory.

LOL!!!
your the fuckin man!
You must spread some Karma around before giving it to bigmann245 again.