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I'm in the doghouse with the wife

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This is ridiculous but here it goes....

We recently moved offices to a great location right in the heart of Fashion Island in Newport Beach, CA. The building is directly across from 24hr Fitness. The talent that goes to that particular gym is incredible. Southern California has already been known for its hot chics but Newport Beach probably has the hottest chics per capita in the entire US. Those that live in S. Cal can attest to that.

Back to the story...my particular office is facing the door of the gym so I get to see the talent coming and going all day long. It's quite nice but very distracting. I bought a telescope so I can zoom in. I'm married but I'm also a guy with elevated testosterone levels and I like to admire a woman with a nice figure. I see nothing wrong with that. We're on the 5th floor and Fashion Island is above sea level so we also have an ocean view as well.

The wife stopped by unexpectedly to say hello last week and she saw the telescope in my office. She asked me what the telescope was for and I told her it was look at ocean and Catalina on a clear day. She went over to the telescope and asked me why it was pointed at the gym and not the ocean. I played dumb and blamed in on someone else in the office. She didn't buy it at all. She's been pissed at me since last week and I've been sleeping on the couch since. I honestly don't understand what the big deal is. I think she's taking this a little too far. I've tried to explain to her several times that men are more visually stimulated than women and that it's a natural physical response to check out a women. I don't cheat on my wife. I never have. She claims that staring at woman or checking her out is a form of cheating. I was like,"WTF"? Do all women think like this? What should I do?
 
:lmao:

I have to laugh. It's hillarious when women expect their significant other to become blind just because they are attached to them. You aren't dead! Regardless of your gender, if you see something you find attractive you are going to look. I look at other men and women. I even point out attractive chicks to my boyfriend. I'd be concerned if he didn't look at other women actually.

I think you sleeping on the couch for a week because of this is a bit extreme. If I was you, I'd be one pissed husband to have to sleep on a couch for any reason. I don't care how mad either partners are, no one should ever have to sleep on a couch as "punishment".
 
Juice Authority said:
She claims that staring at woman or checking her out is a form of cheating. I was like,"WTF"? Do all women think like this? What should I do?

Estrogen poisoning impairs their reasoning abilities. There's really no fighting it, you just have to surrender to the illogic.
 
Well it's one thing to check out other women, as you say, you are not dead.......but be discreet about it........it's a little extreme IMO to 1) buy a telescope for your office just to look at other women and 2) leave it permanently pointed there.......I don't blame her for being mad as many women want to feel as if they are the most attractive female to her respective SO

As for sleeping on the couch for a week? Has it really been a week? If so, that's a long time......
 
you're a dumbass because you didn't re-aim the telescope after each and every viewing.

can you hook a camera up to that telescope for us? thanks.
 
LOL, you're a trip man.
 
jenscats5 said:
As for sleeping on the couch for a week? Has it really been a week? If so, that's a long time......

It was on Thursday and she left for Vegas on Saturday on a company trip and came back today so technically I was on the couch Thursday and Friday and it looks like I'll be on the couch tonight too.
 
crak600 said:
you're a dumbass because you didn't re-aim the telescope after each and every viewing.

can you hook a camera up to that telescope for us? thanks.

LMAO!

On a serious note bro,my old lady tries to pull rank like that with me surfing porn or watching a flick,and I just tell her,"If I was having a single need or desire addressed EVER by my wife,then I wouldn't need to be watching those things,would I?"I would rather live them than fantasize about them."

She usually just storms out of the room mumbling shit at that point.lol
 
Juice Authority said:
It was on Thursday and she left for Vegas on Saturday on a company trip and came back today so technically I was on the couch Thursday and Friday and it looks like I'll be on the couch tonight too.

That's a long time just for looking at girls.....I don't consider looking to be cheating but I guess some consider it a gateway to the next step....

Next time, make sure the scope is pointed at something else....
 
Sounds like she is having a hard time dealing with her insecurities. Looking at women is not cheating IMO. She needs to lighten up.
 
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