FriendlyCanadian said:I'd definately want to hang out with samoth.. maybe play some dungeons and dragons..
What the fuck?!?!

FriendlyCanadian said:I'd definately want to hang out with samoth.. maybe play some dungeons and dragons..

samoth said:What the fuck?!?!
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I would go bow hunting with samoth. He could teach me well we sit and wait for dear.samoth said:What the fuck?!?!
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FriendlyCanadian said:I roll a 3 Dice 8, and cast magical missle, I roll a 20 and it blows a hole through your insides, you fall to the ground screaming out stefka's name. As I vow her death with be painful and without mercy.

Do not bring me into this nerd-fest.FriendlyCanadian said:I roll a 3 Dice 8, and cast magical missle, I roll a 20 and it blows a hole through your insides, you fall to the ground screaming out stefka's name. As I vow her death with be painful and without mercy.
needtogetaas said:I would go bow hunting with samoth. He could teach me well we sit and wait for dear.

samoth said:Samoth: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
Stefka: Aight.
Samoth: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
Stefka: I slip out of my pants, just for you, Samoth.
Samoth: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
Stefka: Oh, I like to play dress up.
Samoth: Me too baby.
Stefka: I kiss you softly on your chest.
Samoth: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
Stefka: Hey...
Samoth: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.
Stefka: Funny I still don't see it.
Samoth: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
Stefka: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
Samoth: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
Samoth: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
Stefka: Don't ever message me again you piece of shit.
Samoth: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
Samoth: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
Samoth: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
Samoth: Baby?
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I look at those and think what hobby is this?samoth said:I'll never be caught in a tree stand.
I
You wont tree stand bro? Hell I will stalk to but tree stand is fun if you bring things to do.samoth said:Oh, hell no. None of that tree stand sitting and waiting crap. We're going to the middle of fucking nowhere and stalking/still hunting.
I'll never be caught in a tree stand.
I'd probably starve, but I'd still refuse to, lol.
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jack sparrow said:Can I sig this? I have it copied to a text file for whenever I need a laugh.

We have a Warhammer thread going on...you should check it out.FriendlyCanadian said:I roll a 3 Dice 8, and cast magical missle, I roll a 20 and it blows a hole through your insides, you fall to the ground screaming out stefka's name. As I vow her death with be painful and without mercy.
lmaojack sparrow said:Can I sig this? I have it copied to a text file for whenever I need a laugh.
calveless wonder said:I totally forgot wulfgar.
def addition to my list
jnevin said:I'd probably just sit and listed to layinback, txbondsman, and 4ever for a while too. Learn a little somethin' somethin' from our experienced geezers.
that ain't sayin much lolnefertiti said:Not to mention the best pizza in DC.
Smurfy said:that ain't sayin much lol
good bro materialFriendlyCanadian said:I'd also absolutely like to chill with Ceo and Wulfgar..
Green tea with Ceo then some crazy partying later with him and wulfgar..
also like many others hoping to see wulfgar duece on someone's chest..
not to mention I'd love a training day with these homeboys..
you son of a bitchGUARDIAN said:I know I forgot alot of people on here. I would be down to talk or meet just about any of ya.
FC : to c y he is an angry little Canadian all the time and train his ass in the gym.
CW: party with that fool, clown, and get bishes
LB & Spart: sit on the front porch swapping stories and drinking.
SaladFork: clown, train, party, wimmenz, and techy geek shit
Bitme: jogging and so I can defend him from the puppies
Tatyana: train, party, go to the library and research and pick her brain
Silverstar: talk her out of botox and go car racing
Vixen: so she can talk dirty to me
Needto: train & cook
Traz: box with that nigga so he can finally whoop AAP
Rnch: mardi gras (non homo)
HH: u know
Pudds: clown with
ATW: trolling for strays
ScurvyMomma: show me those household tips
Blueta: training & conversation
Swolio: compare steroid stashes and walk around “all swole like”
JS: clown
HalfCent: hang out with the guy
BM: though I am technically retired from riding I would borrow a bike to go on a long ride with her and the grump.
Smurfy said:you son of a bitch
you're scared of me arent you
Im in the area today (Cook county). call meGUARDIAN said:lol.......we can go shopping or eat cake or shop for cake
Smurfy said:you son of a bitch
you're scared of me arent you
Smurfy said:Im in the area today (Cook county). call me
digimon7068 said:clearly he's also intimidated by my 20" pythons. . .
oh are you closer to ohio than chicago?GUARDIAN said:i dont know of a cook county in IN...lol
plus i text msg only.
GUARDIAN said:u have the most important function of them all......my taxes![]()
Smurfy said:oh are you closer to ohio than chicago?
digimon7068 said:check's in the mail, right?
fine then!GUARDIAN said:yep. 30 miles from the ohio border.
digimon7068 said:24. . .
amps. . .
of sust. . .
GUARDIAN said:that would be almost a deal if that was 12 amps and if they werent so hard to come by.
GUARDIAN said:i wont hang out with any douchefuck's though. i gotta draw the line somewhere.
jack sparrow said:Can I be the first to use "Elite Douchefuck" in my user title?
D00D???layinback said:i've met spartacus. we hang from time to time.
i've spent a lot of time on the phone with jon79,
omega and friendly canadian.
so many people i like on ef. i would probably
migrate towards the guys around my age
( MM, digimon etc..) and the hard core
bb'ers like guardian.
i really can't think of but one or two
peeps i wouldn't wanna meet.
there's a couple of twenty sumthins
who are always posting threads about
the mediocre gals their bangin and "how
to cheat threads".
i'd just end up whoopin their ass.

Wulfgar said:D00D???![]()
MightyMouse69 said:I know you got laid last nite, you had too....your so cool!
layinback said:i would probably
migrate towards the guys around my age
( MM, digimon etc..)
GUARDIAN said:i get laid about everynight. I am like digimon.![]()
squatmonkey said:I will pay someone $5 if they will say that they like me and want to hang with me...

PuddleMonkey said:Sprout some boobs and we'll talk.
MightyMouse69 said:Also, I agree with layinback - prob 35+bb'ers, and a few under would be the best for me to hang with.


GUARDIAN said:yep. 30 miles from the ohio border.
27ish actuallyMightyMouse69 said:wulfy, I thought you were 30ish?
ceo said:
and Wulfgar...even though he's not even 30, he's got a lot of knowledge to share and he's a nice guy...err. is that, "good bro"?![]()

RottenWillow said:My one attempt at a "meet up" worked out great. I started a Chat thread about 2 years ago inviting peeps to special event at a club here in Atlanta. Open invite to everyone. Not a single EF'er showed.
Smurfy said:i had a meat up once and then i got married
Smurfy said:hey faggot you forgot to mention me
all the whey said:You sure as hell know that Applebees has an "s" on them!
GUARDIAN said:I want to do math/physics with u!
samoth said:What the fuck?!?!
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nefertiti said:I'd take longhorn to an obama fundraiser, ...
nefertiti said:FC, adams morgan is a neighborhood in DC....
stilleto said:omg. i forgot.
i would totally want to meat bluebird. I don't know what we'd do, but something fun.
Me, you and Saladfork are gonna have a really good time!samoth said:I'd totally hang out with Puddlemonkey. I love that guy.
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PuddleMonkey said:That would rule!
You'd better get permission from stefka first though.
What is this I hear about you being emo?
PuddleMonkey said:That would rule!
You'd better get permission from stefka first though.
What is this I hear about you being emo?
PuddleMonkey said:What is this I hear about you being emo?

calveless wonder said:Don't you mean emu? We know you like to fuck those too
samoth said:I am not fucking emo!!!
Who started that joke? I am so going to red them.
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You need to IM Stefka...she called me emo the other day and that shit can't stand. Just sayin'.....samoth said:I am not fucking emo!!!
Who started that joke? I am so going to red them.
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samoth said:I am not fucking emo!!!
Who started that joke? I am so going to red them.
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BlueBird said:Me, you and Saladfork are gonna have a really good time!
habitualhealth said:did anyone say me?
other than patmypecker?
BlueBird said:You all are bumping this thread just to make me feel inadequete, aren't you? I hate every last living one of you....with the exception of Biteme
cindylou said:I would meet up with every girl here on Ef for sure - especially nef. for shopping and drinks.
and a couple boys
silverstar1025 said:You are pretty!![]()
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