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If you could Meaat up with some bro or broette's on EF who would it be and what would you want to do with them?? etc??

samoth said:
What the fuck?!?!



:cow:

I roll a 3 Dice 8, and cast magical missle, I roll a 20 and it blows a hole through your insides, you fall to the ground screaming out stefka's name. As I vow her death with be painful and without mercy.
 
FriendlyCanadian said:
I roll a 3 Dice 8, and cast magical missle, I roll a 20 and it blows a hole through your insides, you fall to the ground screaming out stefka's name. As I vow her death with be painful and without mercy.

LOL



:cow:
 
FriendlyCanadian said:
I roll a 3 Dice 8, and cast magical missle, I roll a 20 and it blows a hole through your insides, you fall to the ground screaming out stefka's name. As I vow her death with be painful and without mercy.
Do not bring me into this nerd-fest.
I am scared.
 
Re: If you could Meaat up with some bro or broette's on EF who would it be and what w

needtogetaas said:
I would go bow hunting with samoth. He could teach me well we sit and wait for dear.

Oh, hell no. None of that tree stand sitting and waiting crap. We're going to the middle of fucking nowhere and stalking/still hunting.

I'll never be caught in a tree stand.

I'd probably starve, but I'd still refuse to, lol.



:cow:
 
Can I sig this? I have it copied to a text file for whenever I need a laugh.

samoth said:
Samoth: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?

Stefka: Aight.

Samoth: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.

Stefka: I slip out of my pants, just for you, Samoth.

Samoth: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.

Stefka: Oh, I like to play dress up.

Samoth: Me too baby.

Stefka: I kiss you softly on your chest.

Samoth: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.

Stefka: Hey...

Samoth: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.

Stefka: Funny I still don't see it.

Samoth: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.

Stefka: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.

Samoth: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.

Samoth: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.

Stefka: Don't ever message me again you piece of shit.

Samoth: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.

Samoth: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.

Samoth: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.

Samoth: Baby?



:cow:
 
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samoth said:
I'll never be caught in a tree stand.

I
I look at those and think what hobby is this?
put me in a nightclub
 
Re: If you could Meaat up with some bro or broette's on EF who would it be and what w

samoth said:
Oh, hell no. None of that tree stand sitting and waiting crap. We're going to the middle of fucking nowhere and stalking/still hunting.

I'll never be caught in a tree stand.

I'd probably starve, but I'd still refuse to, lol.



:cow:
You wont tree stand bro? Hell I will stalk to but tree stand is fun if you bring things to do.

I feel stalking is best when you have a dog to help.
 
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FriendlyCanadian said:
I roll a 3 Dice 8, and cast magical missle, I roll a 20 and it blows a hole through your insides, you fall to the ground screaming out stefka's name. As I vow her death with be painful and without mercy.
We have a Warhammer thread going on...you should check it out.
 
I'd also absolutely like to chill with Ceo and Wulfgar..

Green tea with Ceo then some crazy partying later with him and wulfgar..

also like many others hoping to see wulfgar duece on someone's chest..

not to mention I'd love a training day with these homeboys..
 
It's wierd to think how many people pass through this forum each day. Hard to keep track of everyone.
 
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calveless wonder said:
I totally forgot wulfgar.

def addition to my list

I think it's because he's just been quiet lately..

no like dueced on her chest threads recently and such..
 
Wulfgar was over at my house earlier this week. Helped me out with a project. I know he's busy with a few things. Pretty sure he's stopping by to at least read EF, but not sure if he's had a lot of time to post recently.
 
ok,

i'd meat up with
jack sparrow so we could fix the drywall in my kid's bathroom.

needto could stay in the kitchen and cook

angel could arrive early and help me clean up

pintoca could prepare drinks

HH would be locked in a closet, talking away as if anyone was listening and providing background noise.

smuffy could hang out and we could make fun of HH.

AAP could pay for the whole thing, and then sit naked at the pool so i could look out the bathroom window at him.
 
jnevin said:
I'd probably just sit and listed to layinback, txbondsman, and 4ever for a while too. Learn a little somethin' somethin' from our experienced geezers.

i'm old too :(

plus i know what scrapple is. . .
 
FC, adams morgan is a neighborhood in DC....a bar district with varying reviews. The area attracts a lot of the local military as well as some less savory types and it has a bad reputation amongst the georgetown-elitist-my-shit-doesn't-stink crowd as being very dangerous. It really isn't, though...you just get more drunken altercations when you have forty bars in two tenths of a mile. I like it from time to time, especially when I'm in the mood for jeans, a tee shirt, and beer. Not to mention the best pizza in DC.
 
There are quite a few womens here that I wouldn't mind hooking up with maybe just havin a big bash together
Frisky- cause she is hot and can cook me those Louisiana foods
Stiletto- cause I really get along great with her and she is my babe (plus she wants me)
Myway- cause I wanna meet her IRL maybe down some wine 2gether
HH- so I could make her and frisky mud fight naked, lololololololololololo
Curvymomma- She has grown on me since coming here
Smurf- cause we all need a blunt one to stand up and tell it how it is
Tatyana- cause she is Beautiful and well yeah just because shes smart
Musclemom- cause I have a secret crush on her and she has great input
B-mom and grump- She seems cool to hang with n grump can be here for n2
I think that's all???
 
Im fairly new, but I've met alot of interesting peeps on here that say some crazy off the wall shit that I know I would get along good with If we had a chance to meet-up with them. I would really like to meet B-mom she sounds really cool....
 
I know I forgot alot of people on here. I would be down to talk or meet just about any of ya.

FC : to c y he is an angry little Canadian all the time and train his ass in the gym.

CW: party with that fool, clown, and get bishes

LB & Spart: sit on the front porch swapping stories and drinking.

SaladFork: clown, train, party, wimmenz, and techy geek shit

Bitme: jogging and so I can defend him from the puppies

Tatyana: train, party, go to the library and research and pick her brain

Silverstar: talk her out of botox and go car racing

Vixen: so she can talk dirty to me

Needto: train & cook

Traz: box with that nigga so he can finally whoop AAP

Rnch: mardi gras (non homo)

HH: u know

Pudds: clown with

ATW: trolling for strays

ScurvyMomma: show me those household tips

Blueta: training & conversation

Swolio: compare steroid stashes and walk around “all swole like”

JS: clown

HalfCent: hang out with the guy

BM: though I am technically retired from riding I would borrow a bike to go on a long ride with her and the grump.
 
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FriendlyCanadian said:
I'd also absolutely like to chill with Ceo and Wulfgar..

Green tea with Ceo then some crazy partying later with him and wulfgar..

also like many others hoping to see wulfgar duece on someone's chest..

not to mention I'd love a training day with these homeboys..
good bro material
 
GUARDIAN said:
I know I forgot alot of people on here. I would be down to talk or meet just about any of ya.

FC : to c y he is an angry little Canadian all the time and train his ass in the gym.

CW: party with that fool, clown, and get bishes

LB & Spart: sit on the front porch swapping stories and drinking.

SaladFork: clown, train, party, wimmenz, and techy geek shit

Bitme: jogging and so I can defend him from the puppies

Tatyana: train, party, go to the library and research and pick her brain

Silverstar: talk her out of botox and go car racing

Vixen: so she can talk dirty to me

Needto: train & cook

Traz: box with that nigga so he can finally whoop AAP

Rnch: mardi gras (non homo)

HH: u know

Pudds: clown with

ATW: trolling for strays

ScurvyMomma: show me those household tips

Blueta: training & conversation

Swolio: compare steroid stashes and walk around “all swole like”

JS: clown

HalfCent: hang out with the guy

BM: though I am technically retired from riding I would borrow a bike to go on a long ride with her and the grump.
you son of a bitch
you're scared of me arent you
 
i've met spartacus. we hang from time to time.

i've spent a lot of time on the phone with jon79,

omega and friendly canadian.

so many people i like on ef. i would probably

migrate towards the guys around my age

( MM, digimon etc..) and the hard core

bb'ers like guardian.

i really can't think of but one or two

peeps i wouldn't wanna meet.

there's a couple of twenty sumthins

who are always posting threads about

the mediocre gals their bangin and "how

to cheat threads".

i'd just end up whoopin their ass.
 
jack sparrow said:
Can I be the first to use "Elite Douchefuck" in my user title?

You certainly should have first crack at it!

Also, I agree with layinback - prob 35+bb'ers, and a few under would be the best for me to hang with.
 
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layinback said:
i've met spartacus. we hang from time to time.

i've spent a lot of time on the phone with jon79,

omega and friendly canadian.

so many people i like on ef. i would probably

migrate towards the guys around my age

( MM, digimon etc..) and the hard core

bb'ers like guardian.

i really can't think of but one or two

peeps i wouldn't wanna meet.

there's a couple of twenty sumthins

who are always posting threads about

the mediocre gals their bangin and "how

to cheat threads"
.

i'd just end up whoopin their ass.
D00D??? :worried:
 
Re: If you could Meaat up with some bro or broette's on EF who would it be and what w

deadnigstorage is also a top 5 bro..omitted him.

forgetitng the west coasters for a minute
 
Re: If you could Meaat up with some bro or broette's on EF who would it be and what w

squatmonkey said:
I will pay someone $5 if they will say that they like me and want to hang with me...


Sprout some boobs and we'll talk.
 
Re: If you could Meaat up with some bro or broette's on EF who would it be and what w

PuddleMonkey said:
Sprout some boobs and we'll talk.

the monkeys are talking. . .keep an eye on them. . .nothing good can come from this. . .
 
MightyMouse69 said:
Also, I agree with layinback - prob 35+bb'ers, and a few under would be the best for me to hang with.

:beer:

and Wulfgar...even though he's not even 30, he's got a lot of knowledge to share and he's a nice guy...err. is that, "good bro"? :worried:
 
Re: If you could Meaat up with some bro or broette's on EF who would it be and what w

My one attempt at a "meet up" worked out great. I started a Chat thread about 2 years ago inviting peeps to special event at a club here in Atlanta. Open invite to everyone. Not a single EF'er showed.
 
GUARDIAN said:
yep. 30 miles from the ohio border.

I forget if I thought Ohio or Idaho was a really really pretty state.

WOW, I certainly wouldn't be lacking for training buddies :)
 
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MightyMouse69 said:
wulfy, I thought you were 30ish?
27ish actually

but I fit in well with the 30 something crowd
 
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ceo said:
:beer:

and Wulfgar...even though he's not even 30, he's got a lot of knowledge to share and he's a nice guy...err. is that, "good bro"? :worried:
:rainbow:

totally good bro material
 
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RottenWillow said:
My one attempt at a "meet up" worked out great. I started a Chat thread about 2 years ago inviting peeps to special event at a club here in Atlanta. Open invite to everyone. Not a single EF'er showed.


that sucks. atlanta is 6 hours from me. i went to the NPC's 3 years ago and if i would have known you were there i would have met up with ya. i tried to go to HH's BD party 2 weeks ago but 6 hours is a bit out of my range to hop skip and jump. if theres another event let me know, ill see what i can do.
 
I'd totally want to hang out with squatmonkey cause I'd be 10 dollars richer..

and I'd laugh at him for having cutish nipples... wtf..
 
Smurfy said:
i had a meat up once and then i got married

Oh shit!

Now I don't want to meet up with anyone here.
 
Re: If you could Meaat up with some bro or broette's on EF who would it be and what w

HH for sho
ATW
PM
woot

Guardian

Needto

Omega

Myway to have my way with her

jack SCHITT cause he is the Elite Douche fuck

Layin back

There r several.


Mighty Mouse at a BoSox vs Yankees game
 
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Smurfy said:
hey faggot you forgot to mention me


Havent seen my name either



<in corner nekkid sucking on thumb>
 
Re: If you could Meaat up with some bro or broette's on EF who would it be and what w

all the whey said:
You sure as hell know that Applebees has an "s" on them!




BWAHAHAHAHAHA and the sizzlers
 
Re: If you could Meaat up with some bro or broette's on EF who would it be and what w

GUARDIAN said:
I want to do math/physics with u!


Id hang wth ya so the chics would actually look at me. it maybe to ask me to move over so they can sit by you but it is a start. :rolleyes:
 
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samoth said:
What the fuck?!?!



:cow:


and we could all dress in emo.
 
You all are bumping this thread just to make me feel inadequete, aren't you? I hate every last living one of you....with the exception of Biteme
 
stilleto said:
omg. i forgot.

i would totally want to meat bluebird. I don't know what we'd do, but something fun.

:heart: Me, you and Saladfork are gonna have a really good time!
 
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samoth said:
I'd totally hang out with Puddlemonkey. I love that guy.



:cow:

That would rule!


You'd better get permission from stefka first though.


What is this I hear about you being emo?
 
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PuddleMonkey said:
That would rule!


You'd better get permission from stefka first though.


What is this I hear about you being emo?

permission granted
 
Re: If you could Meaat up with some bro or broette's on EF who would it be and what w

PuddleMonkey said:
That would rule!


You'd better get permission from stefka first though.


What is this I hear about you being emo?

Don't you mean emu? We know you like to fuck those too
 
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PuddleMonkey said:
What is this I hear about you being emo?

I am not fucking emo!!!

Who started that joke? I am so going to red them.



:cow:
 
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calveless wonder said:
Don't you mean emu? We know you like to fuck those too


Na, they seem a little too crazy in the head. Not worth it.
 
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samoth said:
I am not fucking emo!!!

Who started that joke? I am so going to red them.



:cow:
You need to IM Stefka...she called me emo the other day and that shit can't stand. Just sayin'..... :)
 
Re: If you could Meaat up with some bro or broette's on EF who would it be and what w

samoth said:
I am not fucking emo!!!

Who started that joke? I am so going to red them.



:cow:

I think it was digger.......lolololololololololool
 
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BlueBird said:
:heart: Me, you and Saladfork are gonna have a really good time!


Are yall gunna JAM out with yalls CLAM out? :p
 
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habitualhealth said:
did anyone say me?




other than patmypecker?


other than patyourpecker? OUCH!!!!! I am all that matters
 
BlueBird said:
You all are bumping this thread just to make me feel inadequete, aren't you? I hate every last living one of you....with the exception of Biteme

How could anyone possibly hate me? I'm the nicest gayest dude on the planet. I'll take it up the ass and I won't fight back, I'll just say, "Thanks." Roy Rogers said he never met a man he didn't like and he was well admired for that quote... I say,...Roy Rogers was full of shit.. hahahahaha
 
cindylou said:
I would meet up with every girl here on Ef for sure - especially nef. for shopping and drinks.

and a couple boys

Is that you I see in your avi??
 
silverstar1025 said:
You are pretty! :qt: :)


oh wow thanks sweetie! :heart:

i used to be really private about posting pics - especially here - scared

i dont take rejection very well

just no last names hopefully no one I know connects the dots considering this is a steroid website! haha!
 
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