I met a girl, but she kissed another man, and I'm heartbroken

[HiDnGoD]

Steve, you're giving guys with the name Steve a bad name. I used to be a little like you. Half the shit you think they're thinking about you, they're not. Make them think of you. Grab life by the balls and wring every drop you can out of it, because good or bad, it's better than the non-life you are agonizing through now.

 

[jackangel]

i think what hidngod is trying to say is that you should really find a power drill and bore through your left eye socket.

little bit harsh if you ask me, but it might just work. genius!

 

[covergrl80]

She wanted it, don't let her lie to you! If a girl does not want to be kissed she will stand up for herself (I know I would)


Oh BTW she is a 2 penny slut

 

[Jon79]

i am like a 2 nickle slut.....or somethin like that

 

[puddlemonkey]

i am like a 2 nickle slut.....or somethin like that

Shit, you'd put out for pocket lint.

 

[Jon79]

Shit, you'd put out for pocket lint.

actually i would put out just to put out

 

[wootoom]

get over it you little fuckin puke

 

[Nathan]

I bet this thread is not going as planned for poor ol' healother. Dude, seriously, have sex with someone. Even a guy if need be. It's important. You can thank us all later.

But do note one thing: The majority is never wrong, especially when it comes to things like life lessons.

 

[gotmilk]

any pics of Ms Jesus Warrior?

 

[HiDnGoD]

I have a cousin. Second cousin atually. Nice lookin girl. She's a good girl too, most of the time. She likes her sex though. She's clean and descriminating, but she's not afraid to explore her tastes.
Steve, if I could, I'd fly her to you so she could show you that sex can be better than just about anything else in life, and it's worth stepping out of your bubble for. And she'd show you that girls ain't so special. She'll make a pig of herself at dinner and stink up your bathroom.
Life is meant to be lived, before you die. Not merely existing before the worms get you.