I hate having to shower with kids

[DepressiveJuice]

maybe its just me but i never get erections around naked guys, especially the underage ones

 

[Lao Tzu]

maybe its just me but i never get erections

Yeah i know, your sister told me you kept going soft on her. I guess thats why she called me in to finish the job.

talk to paulos im sure he has some great advise for you.


juvenile authority since 2002.

 

[Lao Tzu]

Don't ANY of the men's changerooms have individual showers??! I thought that whole group-shower thing was a thing of the past, in older buildings.. ?

Why do they keep making them like that, I'm sure everyone prefers to be in their own stall..

I haven't really seen one. only in a campground once did i see individual stalls for men shower facilities.

I hear in some men's restrooms they don't even put doors on the toilets. in some mens restrooms they don't even have a stall around the toilet.

 

[Apöllo]

there was a kid taking a dump in a middle stall one time in this restroom at bush stadium. He was probably 17 or so. well my two(drunk moron) friends went into the stalls on both sides of him and both started pissing on the guys feet. all I heard is piss hitting the floor and the kid yelling at the top of his lungs….i ran out and heard one of my buddies scream (IT’S FUCKING RAINING CATS AND JEWS IN HERE)

Awww how sad you guys were picking on a poor jewish kid taking a dump. you know hard it is for them to shit in public?

 

[OMGWTFBBQ]

My biggest fear in middle school was that I'd get sport wood in the communal showers and then get a vicious and possibly well deserved naked beat down and have my name passed around in a perverse legend status.

After all, there already was a guy "Spanky" that got walked in on in a toilet stall while he was flogging his dolphin to a Wonder Woman comic book.

Were I to get wood in the showers around dudes, nobody would even care about Spanky any more. Even Spanky would talk shit about me.

I couldn't control when or what caused my boners back then - I would picture this one ugly girl puking - that would make them go away sometimes.

Now I could probably take a shower with the Swedish Bikini Team and not get wood without chemical enhancement.

I broke something on multiple levels.

 

[Apöllo]

God how old are you?

i think there's always a kid at some school that is the target of some rumor that he was caught jacking off in the restroom. poor son of a bitch that kid is.

anyways i don't see what the big deal is with boners in highschool showers. haven't you heard that the big trend is circle jerk compititions where high school boys race to cum in front of each other? it was on Oprah a year ago or so.

 

[chewyxrage]

My biggest fear in middle school was that I'd get sport wood in the communal showers and then get a vicious and possibly well deserved naked beat down and have my name passed around in a perverse legend status.

After all, there already was a guy "Spanky" that got walked in on in a toilet stall while he was flogging his dolphin to a Wonder Woman comic book.

Were I to get wood in the showers around dudes, nobody would even care about Spanky any more. Even Spanky would talk shit about me.

I couldn't control when or what caused my boners back then - I would picture this one ugly girl puking - that would make them go away sometimes.

Now I could probably take a shower with the Swedish Bikini Team and not get wood without chemical enhancement.

I broke something on multiple levels.

Just picture this:

http://www.tubgirl.com

 

[chewyxrage]

^

if you got a weak stomach i wouldn't click that link

 

[OMGWTFBBQ]

God how old are you?

I'm 11.

 

[Deus Ex Machina]

I'm 11.

that's pretty big, no wonder you felt awkward in the showers.