I hate having to shower with kids

[TC2]

Fucking gym cant spend the extra $10 to give us fucking shower curtains. maybe they want to build character by making us be naked together. Some guy was with his 2 sons, roughly 8 & 9. I hate being naked with kids around for obvious reasons. another reason is the 'white elephant' effect. if you tell yourself not to think of a white elephant you can't help but think of a white elephant. so when you're naked with kids you think 'dont get an erection' (for reasons other than the kids mind you). Luckily i passed that test with flying colors.


On another note, women, do you get your own stalls when you take showers in your locker room or is it communal like men's shower rooms?

I know what you mean, shower=boner.

You're all like "I swear it's the water, I'm not a child molester" as they pummel you do death with blunt objects.

 

[Apöllo]

that is fucked up! Where is your gym? YMC-GAY?

And what happened to your avatar?

 

[Wycked Sceptre]

shower encounters at the gym are HoTT

I go in to the shower with a lunchpal singing like a school girl and see if anyone gets a boner, if they do I report them and fling my cum on his car

 

[Raina]

On a slightly different note, a friend of the family brought her little girl in the bathroom stall with her while they were out shopping. It was a busy day so all of the other stalls were full. Anyhow the little one said "Wow Mom, you have a lot of hair down there-- why?". The mom and everyone else in the bathroom cracked up.

 

[big_bad_buff]

you have to try not to get a dick in the air when you're showering with dudes? weird......but i know what your saying, little fuckin kids be lookin at your junk and your jut like WTF kid, dont look at me there

 

[Apöllo]

Once my friend was at a Spurs game during the break taking a piss at the crowded restrooms. Next to him was this little boy and his father, the little boy asked, "Daddy why is your's so big and hairy?"

My buddy was like, "step aside son, let me see just how big and hairy he is."

 

[Seashell]

Don't ANY of the men's changerooms have individual showers??! I thought that whole group-shower thing was a thing of the past, in older buildings.. ?

Why do they keep making them like that, I'm sure everyone prefers to be in their own stall..

 

[Wycked Sceptre]

Its so we can establish "pecking" order

 

[ZKaudio]

my gym at home has seperate showers

 

[big_bad_buff]

there was a kid taking a dump in a middle stall one time in this restroom at bush stadium. He was probably 17 or so. well my two(drunk moron) friends went into the stalls on both sides of him and both started pissing on the guys feet. all I heard is piss hitting the floor and the kid yelling at the top of his lungs….i ran out and heard one of my buddies scream (IT’S FUCKING RAINING CATS AND JEWS IN HERE)

Once my friend was at a Spurs game during the break taking a piss at the crowded restrooms. Next to him was this little boy and his father, the little boy asked, "Daddy why is your's so big and hairy?"

My buddy was like, "step aside son, let me see just how big and hairy he is."