I bought a new bike

[pitbullstl]

pussy bike? as in only pussies ride sportbikes? i don't think so.

there's nothing like the feel of the engine screaming at every twist of the throttle and begging for more. heart stopping acceleration to speeds that force you to tuck your head down below the windscreen and keep it there or your head will be shoved backwards violently. taking a turn and cutting in deep, the entire time the bike begging you to lean in more. hanging off the side of the bike at more than double a "sane" speed flirting with disaster around turns with the tires to the edge, feeling your back tire gently slide yet you don't even flinch, your knee grazing the asphault, the whole time knowing that you're leaned 1/2 degree from destruction....yet you and the bike want more. faster speeds, sharper turns, longer straights for full out acceleration to max speed, stickier tires so you can get even lower to the ground around a turn.....and when you're all done, the bike sits happily at idle, purring like a kitten, while you feel your heart begins to slow down and you catch your breath and wonder just how much further you can push it the next time.....

but i'm sure you meant pussy bike as in pussy magnet. right?

I said it tongue in cheek......but no, I meant pussy bike.....


With your writing skills you should be writing for Penthouse Forum, not Elite......I'm sure your little excerpt got all the crotch rocket monkey's panties wet.........

Ya got me in the twisties......no doubt about it.....but my Buell XB12S will smoke any jap bike there.

As far as 1/4 mile runs, there's not a crotch rocket alive ( that's not turbo'd out) coming anywhere near me.......

 

[Buddy_Christ]

i think you're just jealous

never been one for 1/4 mile runs. i don't launch very well. just something i've never been good at. could probably get better if i wanted to, but i don't want to have to replace clutches every 12K miles. i think my "little" 600 is only capable of a 11.2 second 1/4 mile anyway.

to be quite honest, i could give a shit less what anyone rides. this is where i see a lot of people fall short in their attitudes towards other riders. the harley guys say sportbikes are jap crap. the sportbike guys say that the only difference between a harley and a hoover is the placement of the dirt bag. doesn't matter which side it's coming from, i really can't stand it.

you ride, i ride, and that's cool. you're just as willing as i am to swing a leg over a bike and risk your ass on public streets to feel that freedom that only we know. i don't give a shit if you're riding a beat to hell 1981 CB750, a beefed up chromed out chopper, or a ducati; riding is riding. it's just the attitudes of some people that really piss me off because they can't understand that.

always gear up and ride safe.


writer for penthouse? you mean there's articles?! shit, i thought all those extra pages were just advertisements placed in there so you could rip them out and make clean up a bit easier

 

[lil'tangerine]

This thread is useless without pics!



I wanna see pics of these bikes boyz!

 

[curling]

i think you're just jealous

never been one for 1/4 mile runs. i don't launch very well. just something i've never been good at. could probably get better if i wanted to, but i don't want to have to replace clutches every 12K miles. i think my "little" 600 is only capable of a 11.2 second 1/4 mile anyway.

to be quite honest, i could give a shit less what anyone rides. this is where i see a lot of people fall short in their attitudes towards other riders. the harley guys say sportbikes are jap crap. the sportbike guys say that the only difference between a harley and a hoover is the placement of the dirt bag. doesn't matter which side it's coming from, i really can't stand it.

you ride, i ride, and that's cool. you're just as willing as i am to swing a leg over a bike and risk your ass on public streets to feel that freedom that only we know. i don't give a shit if you're riding a beat to hell 1981 CB750, a beefed up chromed out chopper, or a ducati; riding is riding. it's just the attitudes of some people that really piss me off because they can't understand that.

always gear up and ride safe.


writer for penthouse? you mean there's articles?! shit, i thought all those extra pages were just advertisements placed in there so you could rip them out and make clean up a bit easier

I totally agree with you crak. I respect anybody that rides especially to people who ride fast. I wave to crotch rockets just the same as I would to somebody on a hawg. And the way you describe turns is the way I ride my chopper on turny roads. I guess that is why I got respect for them(crotch rockets) and they have respect for me because I will lean into a turn just like they do staying right with them. The only riders that irratate me are the ones that look like they are riding with a corncob sticking up their butt. No expression, no speed, looking like a dork. I have a shirt saying "ride it like you stole it". And I live that shirt. I mean I first started riding motorcross aggressively and now I ride street bikes aggressively. I would probably scare myself to death if I ever thought about the way I actually ride. I know I scare my friends. But for me when I crak that throttle I feel more alive than ever and I like feeling alive.

 

[trauma1]

I said it tongue in cheek......but no, I meant pussy bike.....


With your writing skills you should be writing for Penthouse Forum, not Elite......I'm sure your little excerpt got all the crotch rocket monkey's panties wet.........

Ya got me in the twisties......no doubt about it.....but my Buell XB12S will smoke any jap bike there.

As far as 1/4 mile runs, there's not a crotch rocket alive ( that's not turbo'd out) coming anywhere near me.......

i'd put the '04 gsxr 1000 up against it!

 

[Buddy_Christ]

i wave to everyone as well unless i'm mid turn. just the polite thing to do.

 

[bowling ball nutz]

keep the rubber side down and the hairy side up! BOR!!

 

[pitbullstl]

i'd put the '04 gsxr 1000 up against it!

It......man you don't even know what I'm riding......

I welcome any and all challenges........(fyi the turdbox 04' R1 we were talking about is faster than the 04' GSXR)

 

[WolfPack Charlie]

And to get technical, the fastest bike on the road for 04 is the ZX10.

Heres a pic of mine though.....

I've only had it 2 weeks, so by season end, the paint will change, rims will change, signals will change, and internal shit will be done!!

 

[bowling ball nutz]

my buddy just graduated MMI , and got a job at a brand new YAmamama dealership, hmmm the possibilities!