hubs and wifey were driving down an icy road when ...

[PICK3]

Hitting his drive Golfer accidentally kills his wife with ball to mouth in the 11th hole, at autopsy the woman is found to have two balls down her throat, doc asks guy "wtf?" guy says "Mulligan".

Woman goes to the pharmacist and ask for arsenic

Pharmacist: "No ma'am, I absolutely can't give you that! Just curious ... what would you do with it if I did give it to you?"

Woman: "I'd feed it to my husband"

Pharmacist: "There's no way I'm giving you that"

Woman: "Take a look at this" (she produces a picture of her husband banging the pharmacist's wife)

Pharmacist: "Why didn't you say you had a prescription?"

 

[Big Rick Rock]

Pharmacist: "Why did you say you had a prescription?"

*didn't

screwed the delivery.

 

[PICK3]

*didn't

screwed the delivery.

doesn't count

I took a buttload of hydros

 

[miplank]

*didn't

screwed the delivery.

You should ban him for that.

 

[PICK3]

You should ban him for that.

you're closer to bant'age than me fgt

 

[miplank]

you're closer to bant'age than me fgt

I've got enough frequent flyer miles to purgatory to get me back.

 

[PICK3]

I've got enough frequent flyer miles to purgatory to get me back.

I spent moar time in purg and on "double top secret" probation than you and all of your alters fgt

 

[miplank]

cool story, fgt.

 

[dabuffguy]

Fgtsz in here.