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hubs and wifey were driving down an icy road when ...

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they encountered a family of skunks crossing the road ... Mommy, Daddy, a several baby skunks.

Unfortunately, due to conditions the husband couldn't brake in time and ended up running over the family of skunks.

The wife jumps out teh car and discovers one of the babies still alive. She returns to the car and ask "what should I do?" He's so cold.


Hubs answers, "place him in your lap in between your legs to keep him warm."

She replies, "but wut about the god awful smell?"

Hubs replies, "pinch his little nose closed"
 
Way too predictable.

Another fail.
 
Hitting his drive Golfer accidentally kills his wife with ball to mouth in the 11th hole, at autopsy the woman is found to have two balls down her throat, doc asks guy "wtf?" guy says "Mulligan".
 
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