"Hi, I'd like a double whopper with cheese...

[Warik]

... no pickles, no mayonaise, add bacon, and some medium fries please."

"Sorry, we're serving breakfast now."

"When do you start serving lunch?"

"10:30"

*looks at watch*

"It's 10:25."

"You can wait 5 minutes and we'll be glad to serve you."

"... or I can go to Subway. cya."

Mangy peons.

-Warik

 

[RyanH]

...

Mangy peons.

Condescending----those people work for a living just like you do..........

 

[Warik]

When my boss asks for something urgently, I don't say: "wait 5 minutes." I drop what I'm doing and I do it.

I'm disappointed, by the way. I was expecting some kind of leftist "respect the working class!" (As if no other "class" worked) response.

Are you truly making a change for the better?

-Warik

 

[WODIN]

When my boss asks for something urgently, I don't say: "wait 5 minutes." I drop what I'm doing and I do it.

I'm disappointed, by the way. I was expecting some kind of leftist "respect the working class!" (As if no other "class" worked) response.

Are you truly making a change for the better?

-Warik

You make a lot more jack than these people though.

 

[Milhouse]

What pisses me off is showing up at a Mcdonald's at 10;31 in the morning and asking for an egg Mcmuffin

Actual conversation between me and the drive thru girl 3 months ago;

Drive thru: Hi can I take your order

Milhouse: Yes I would like the Bacon and Egg Mcmuffin Combo and an extra Egg n Bacon Mcmuffin.

Drive thru: Sorry breakfast just ended at 10:30

Milhouse: But it's 1031 surely you must have some kind of Mcmuffins still there?

Drive Thru: No we are not allowed and breakfast ended at 1030, thats our policy

Milhouse: Excuse me but I have been stuck behind 3 other cars the past 5 minutes in line who took their sweet time trying to decide whether they wanted hash browns or the pancakes, that not fair. You should at least assume seeing my truck in line for the past 5 minutes that I want breakfast

Drive Thru: Sorry nothing I can do sir. Breakfast finishes at 10;30 and then we start serving the lunch menu.

Milhouse: Ok I understand that, but answer me this.Who the fuck in their right mind wants to eat a shitty big mac at 1030 in the morning? I am sure the kids are just lined up right now to get a fucking happy meal right now.

Drive Thru:Sir there is no need to talk like this.

Milhouse:Fair enough, but at the same time don't you think it's fucked that you can't get an egg mcmuffin one minute after breakfast ends when you have been waiting in line for 5 minutes?

Drive Thru: I agree with what you are saying sir, but I don't make up the rules.

MIlhouse: I know you don't make up the rules but if you did wouldn't you do something about this?

Drive Thru: I might sir, did you want anything? There is a lineup of cars behind you?

Milhouse: They can wait just like I did, fuck em. And then when they pull up and ask you what the problem was you can tell them.

DRive thru: Im sorry sir but I have to ask if you want anything because you are holdong up the line. You could come in and talk to my manager if you want. I am sure he can help you.

Milhouse: Nah thats ok, besides he won't be able to get me an egg mcmuffin so he won't really be helping me. Thanks anyways, I am gonna go over to Wendy;s and get a double burger. Have a good day.

DRive thru: You too sir,

 

[HappyScrappy]

mmm, jack.
that reminds me of in college it was all you could eat in the dining halls, but they had studen towrkers spooning out the crap for you. I was always ravenous after wlrkouts, so I'd ask for more. they told me that I could only have more if I left and came back.
I asked them how far away did I have to go to consititue leaving. they said the door.
so I'd walk to the door and then come back for more.
they apparently did see the humor in that as I did.

 

[supersizeme]

for real give these people a break. how would you like to deal with cocks coming through the drive thru all day? if i worked in a drive thru and 10:31am rolled around, i would be like you ain't no gettin no biscuit. take yourself to whataburger and get a sausage and egg taquito w/cheese cuz they serve breakfast till 11. you have to draw the line somewhere and they start serving people breakfast food at 10:32 or 10:33, people will continue to come back later and later and say "well last time you blah blah blah" and you have a big mess on your hands. i agree it sucks and i have been denied my eggwich many times because i was a couple minutes late but that's part of life. go to jack in the box and get an ultimate breakfast sandwich...they serve this shit all day and it is damn good if i remember what the thing tastes like. you have a heart attack halfway through the mofo.

 

[HappyScrappy]

you are plain insane if you get mad at these people prior to getting your food.
my friends in high school worked at these places and they were constantly adding... their own sauce to asshole's orders.
they weren't doing it to everyone, only the pricks.

be a prick and rest assured that you are getting extra calories.

 

[Warik]

You make a lot more jack than these people though.

And with good reason! =)

Millhouse, next time what you do is lock your doors, close the windows, and turn off your car for 5 minutes. 1 pissed off customer leads to 10 more. See how they like it.

This makes me want to go watch: "Falling Down." Remember the fast food scene? Michael Douglas rules.


-Warik

 

[HappyScrappy]

"Falling Down" was a great movie.
but I always chuckle at the name - it makes me thing of what a documentary on me when I'm drunk would be titled.