Help!!! Smelly Ass Farts!

[Matman]

Cheers to bwood

That's some funny shit man. . . I laughed so hard I spit my lunch out on my damn keyboard!

 

[jack hust]

eat some yogart it helps cut down on the bacteria i n the colon

 

[brutus_98]

Also people have got some nasty rank gas from the Nitro-Tech by MuscleTech.

Nitro-Tech = Unbearable, paint peelin, stench.
When they say you will get ripped they have different meaning.

Seriously, experiment around with different brands of protein. I tried 4 before I found one I could tolerate in high amounts.

 

[Mr.Dank]

Everyone says its protien, If you look at what the experts say that study this shit, whoever the fuck they are? They say that protien doesnt really cause gas. Its almost always carbs, and sometimes fat. I tried all kinds of stuff with protien, enzymes, garlic ect..... no change.Then after reading about the carbs, I found some digestive enzymes for carbs only and started taking them with my carb meals, holy Shit! I completely stoped farting! Fucking amazing!

 

[Matman]

Funny. . .for me it was the protein, I tried many different brands but everything gave me terrible gas, about 2 months ago I tried Optimum brand protein and NO GAS, stuff is amazing and it has all the BCAA's.

 

[karmic]

Large quantities of methane are not always
a bad thing:
1. Useful for curling pussies in the squat cage.
2. Useful for the aholes with the squalling child
in restaurant/movie theater/library..etc.
3. Useful for alleviating boredom i.e.
Crop-dusting at Wal-Mart/Kmart
4. Useful for blaming on innocents
SBD's/cut eyes/stare at cardio boy
pinch nose/stagger off...This cock
blocks cardio boys to the bunnies

LOL OMG, that was some funny shit.
Crop-dusting at Walt-Mart, bwahahahaha

 

[Sassy69]

I"m laughing so hard I'm practically crying !!!!!!!

At least guys can be "proud" of their crop dusting exploits. It just ain't "feminine" for girls.


Bean-o anyone?