Got in a fight at the Dairy Queen

[Finaject2001]

So Im cruising around town last night, when I get a hankering for a nutty buddy. I pull into the DQ and walk up to the counter and ask the chubby girl behind the counter for my favorite snack. All of a sudden someone says "You like the nutty buddy so much, you must be a faggit or something" I turn around and this 6 foot 4 inch biker with giant muscles and tattoos is flexing at me, and scaring me shitless. Now Im 6-5 myself, and about 300 lbs, but this guy was a dangerous psychotic outlaw and I wasnt gonna mess with him, I just said "Im sorry Im diabetic I cant fight with you" he snickered and left. I turned around to pay and the chubby girl is snickering at me...so Im like what bitch, YOU want some? And shes like no...and Im like whomp, smack her upside her fat face with my highschool ring and she bounces back into the butterscotch dispenser...teach her to fuck with me...fucking cashiers dont know when to keep their mouth shut ya know?

 

[tripleV]

um u hit the fat chick?

 

[Finaject2001]

TripleV sez:
" um u hit the fat chick?"

I think its wrong to discriminate on the basis of fatness.

 

[dragonmona]

A man should never hit a woman unless the woman hits him first.

 

[Finaject2001]

dragonmama sez:

"A man should never hit a woman unless the woman hits him first."

Whats the logic behind that? It sounds like one of those bumper sticker sayings that people parrot incessantly but dont really have any idea when asked to explain it.

 

[Mildot]

Damn, that's funny on so many different levels!
That's a classic.

 

[AAP]

You a bodybuilder and in the Dairy Queen? WTF????

You couldn't fight a fat man and punked out??? What the fuck is "I'm a diabetic" excuse? Then try to make up for it by beating up a fat chic?



YOU SISSY!!!!

 

[Finaject2001]

AnalAssPlorer sez:

"You couldn't fight a fat man and punked out??? What the fuck is "I'm a diabetic" excuse? Then try to make up for it by beating up a fat chic?"

In the end, the only one who was punked out was the chubby DQ girl and for the record I didnt "beat her up" I just knocked her silly. And if I ever se that biker again, Im gonna wait till he leaves and scratch up his bike! I win again!

 

[dragonmona]

dragonmama sez:

"A man should never hit a woman unless the woman hits him first."

Whats the logic behind that? It sounds like one of those bumper sticker sayings that people parrot incessantly but dont really have any idea when asked to explain it.

If a woman hits a man she should then be considered a man. We should have enough control (on cycle or not) over our own anger that words, gestures and the like do not make us react with violence.

Anyway, it sounds like you took it out on "chubby chick" instead of "scary biker."

Hhhhmmmm.........what is that all about?

 

[knight69]

should have raped her