Fucked up but funny

[bsdgeek]

SIG!!

cool bro!

 

[marvelous54]

ok bros ive taken test in almost all my cycles. I'm on Deca-Durabolin - nandrolone decanoate - Dianabol - methandrostenolone - test right now, but this test is makin me hornier than a 13 boy on viagra. I just fucked the fattest dirtyest nasty skank imagineable. I'm talking one that makes me feel like i just got it on with a goddamn hippo. I was just so damn horny. Maybe gear really is dangerous, hhhmmm i ponder...

the fat chick i was hooked up with was the closest thing to rape i've ever experienced. i had been messin with her firend for awhile and she was a hot lil piece of ass. anyway they pull in to a parkin lot where we use to meet. they both get out then another one of there friends pulls in behind them. the chick i'd been hittin walked over to talk to the other friend and the fat bitch walks right up to my window, reaches in and grabs my cock. then she looks at me and says "take me up the road and I'll suck your dick". I told my cousin to get out and I'd be back in a few. bro, as soon as I stopped the car she reached across me and pulled the lever on my seat, ripped the buttons off my shirt then she started suckin me like there was a prize in the middle... which i guess there was for her. she then climbs on me and rides like i was a race horse, and she was sweatin like a horse. i finally got off and told her we needed to get back so I could pick up my cousin. i didnt even get my pants up and she reaches over and throws the seat back again, then she started suckin me again. i was done with it so i had to think of something. i finally just told her my cousin was retarded and i needed to get back before he freaked out... i know that's sad but it was the only thing i could think of.

 

[nzrodney]

Brutal J right their. Hopefully you didn't have to see her again. That shit might be awkward if she works with you or something. You could tell the guy's.... Yeah I was going to throw it in her ass, but their was a peice of Ham in the way, so I said fuck it.

 

[Thunderclap47]

Just messin with ya a little bro. They have great tradition. They'll be back someday... not sure if you'll still be around then, but someday.

I got to see a little glimpse of the past today. We beat Kansas State 73-31.

 

[big.nad]

haha quality. seems to be true this.