Fortune Cookie Thread

[miplank]

Here's one for you, Planky



Courtesy opens many doors.

hmmmm.....I'm feeling nice today so I won't lace into you.

 

[Mr. dB]

lol...

my son got a fortune cookie yesterday. It was a verse from psalms...I forget which one already though

They have Jesus fortune cookies up there?

(yes I know Psalms is in the OT...)

 

[just...v]

"You are eating chinese"

No, Im cleaning the kitchen.

 

[cuthroat]

"You will explode with happiness"

"Help! I'm trapped in a Chinese bakery making these stupid cookies!"

 

[miplank]

They have Jesus fortune cookies up there?

(yes I know Psalms is in the OT...)

i'm sure the preschool had ordered them. They didn't actually come from a chinese resaurant.

He got a lil goody bag yesterday when I picked him up that had some lil toys, candy, etc in it.

 

[cindylou]

Don't ask, don't say. Everything lies in silence

See the light at the end of the tunnel

 

[bostonianboss]

Day you find better juice is day you find bigger muscle :0)

 

[just...v]

hmmmm.....I'm feeling nice today so I won't lace into you.

Christmas spirit?

 

[SouthernLord]

This is my favorite

 

[just...v]

There is no end. There is no beginning. There is only the infinite passion of life.