Fortune Cookie Thread

[just...v]

I love fortune cookies. I collect the fortunes and these are some of my favorites:



If you carry your childhood with you, you never become older.


A day is a span of time no one is wealthy enough to waste.


Do not give up, the beginning is always the hardest.



I have more that I will share later. Do you guys have any words of wisdom?

 

[EnderJE]

Don't eat yellow snow.

 

[EnderJE]

If you go to bed with an itchy bum, you'll wake up with a smelly finger.

 

[Arabian]

Everyday above ground , is a good day!

 

[just...v]

How about this one, Arabian:



Doing little things well is a step toward doing big things better.

 

[just...v]

If you go to bed with an itchy bum, you'll wake up with a smelly finger.

Lol, that's good.

 

[cindylou]

lol I used to save the good ones and put them on my fridge

 

[miplank]

lol I used to save the good ones and put them on my fridge

hoarder

 

[cindylou]

about a month ago I got a fortune about money and my friend got one about love. We switched. lol

 

[miplank]

how'd that work out for you?

 

[cindylou]

hoarder

lol that couldn't be further from teh truth. I throw everything away.

 

[miplank]

lol that couldn't be further from teh truth. I throw everything away.

up to and including husbands (i'm counting puds too)

 

[jiggagold]

"You are eating chinese"

 

[cindylou]

up to and including husbands (i'm counting puds too)

I'm not playing w/ you.

 

[miplank]

lol...

my son got a fortune cookie yesterday. It was a verse from psalms...I forget which one already though

 

[miplank]

I'm not playing w/ you.

why not...Java got you on a short leash?

 

[cindylou]

lol...

my son got a fortune cookie yesterday. It was a verse from psalms...I forget which one already though

lol

that would have been one I would have saved

 

[miplank]

lol

that would have been one I would have saved

I still have it, it's on my desk at home.

He goes to a private christian preschool (incase anyone was wondering why his fortune cookie had a bible verse in it)

 

[just...v]

I had a friend that made me a leather bound book and I keep all my fortunes in it. Here are some more:


In dreams and in life, nothing is impossible.

Success walks hand in hand with failure.

 

[just...v]

up to and including husbands (i'm counting puds too)

Here's one for you, Planky



Courtesy opens many doors.

 

[miplank]

Here's one for you, Planky



Courtesy opens many doors.

hmmmm.....I'm feeling nice today so I won't lace into you.

 

[Mr. dB]

lol...

my son got a fortune cookie yesterday. It was a verse from psalms...I forget which one already though

They have Jesus fortune cookies up there?

(yes I know Psalms is in the OT...)

 

[just...v]

"You are eating chinese"

No, Im cleaning the kitchen.

 

[cuthroat]

"You will explode with happiness"

"Help! I'm trapped in a Chinese bakery making these stupid cookies!"

 

[miplank]

They have Jesus fortune cookies up there?

(yes I know Psalms is in the OT...)

i'm sure the preschool had ordered them. They didn't actually come from a chinese resaurant.

He got a lil goody bag yesterday when I picked him up that had some lil toys, candy, etc in it.

 

[cindylou]

Don't ask, don't say. Everything lies in silence

See the light at the end of the tunnel

 

[bostonianboss]

Day you find better juice is day you find bigger muscle :0)

 

[just...v]

hmmmm.....I'm feeling nice today so I won't lace into you.

Christmas spirit?

 

[SouthernLord]

This is my favorite

 

[just...v]

There is no end. There is no beginning. There is only the infinite passion of life.

 

[ricco561]

"You will receive noods from OP."

 

[Mr. dB]

I tape relevant fortune cookie fortunes to my desk at work.

Here are some examples:

An interesting musical opportunity is in your near future.

You will be unusually successful in an entertainment career.

Your talents will prove to be especially useful this week.

You will do better in real estate than in stocks.

Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.

People are naturally attracted to you.

You display the wonderful trait of charm and courtesy.



And I keep this one taped up in a prominent location:

Someone is speaking well of you.

 

[cindylou]

I tape relevant fortune cookie fortunes to my desk at work.

Here are some examples:

An interesting musical opportunity is in your near future.

You will be unusually successful in an entertainment career.

Your talents will prove to be especially useful this week.

You will do better in real estate than in stocks.
Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.

People are naturally attracted to you.

You display the wonderful trait of charm and courtesy.



And I keep this one taped up in a prominent location:

Someone is speaking well of you.

That is my favorite one

 

[just...v]

I tape relevant fortune cookie fortunes to my desk at work.

Here are some examples:

An interesting musical opportunity is in your near future.

You will be unusually successful in an entertainment career.

Your talents will prove to be especially useful this week.

You will do better in real estate than in stocks.

Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.

People are naturally attracted to you.

You display the wonderful trait of charm and courtesy.



And I keep this one taped up in a prominent location:

Someone is speaking well of you.

I like those, especially the one with the wrinkles and smiles. So tell a new chick what instrument you play and is the entertainment biz what you do for a living or is it a hobby? Or a dream?

 

[Mr. dB]

That is my favorite one

Yeah, it's hilarious.

 

[Mr. dB]

hmmmm.....I'm feeling nice today so I won't lace into you.

What does "lace into you" mean?

 

[nangiggles]

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