Everyone please! One big HUG for Miplank

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Miplank and his mom confessed to me earlier today that he suffers from obesity, insecurity issues and low self-esteem. His dad was never around. And when he was around, he made poor little Miplank run on the treadmill while he called him insulting and "hurtful" words like....

FATASS!
LOSER!
Good for NOTHING!
You'll never amount to ANYTHING in life!
The only thing you're good for is for making fun of others on EF!!!

I plan on running the first annual Elite Fitness Miplank-a-thon this coming July. Where I will have special quests raising charity money in order to raise the self-esteem of this poor lonely soul.

Please...everyone. One BIIIIG HUUUUUG for Miplank. HUG!


We love you Miplank.
This is Miplank last week. His mom send me the video. We love you Miplank. Know that there is help for your condition ok brother? Take care hommie!

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There will also be a special ROAST event that takes place after the charity event.

Roast master will be Pick3.

 

[Sub-Zero]

this thread is very flawed.

everyone here knows miplank is very close with his dad- in fact, he never had to work for anything, his dad just handed him a job, a car dealership, and a house

 

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Yeah about that. His dad realized that he made Miplank become the sorry fat ass loser he is now. And knows this is partly his fault for the abuse he gave him. So to make up for it he gave him the house, job etc etc. That plus he knows Miplank is totally unable to provide for himself. Not only because he is fat and lazy. But because his self esteem is really low. And he needs his low self esteem to go up. And the ONLY way to do that is by being on EF picking on everyone saying dumb ass shit. Which he thinks is funny because we all laugh. But what he doesn't know (shhhhh...don't tell him)that we are not laughing with him. But at him!

 

[Sub-Zero]

also he isnt fat, hes super skinny and has 0 muscle despite using roids

 

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That's because he can't really afford roids. So the poor guy just injects oil into himself all day long. God! I feel so sorry for him. He's completely delusional and ignorant. Swears that US real bodybuilders are injecting plain oil. So he thinks HIS plain oil will hopefully someday get him big. It's sad really.

 

[Arabian]

I dont think he liked that HUG part to much because now your BLACK. llololl

 

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Miplank is half black. Look at his afro! Duh! He got that hair from his mom.

 

[PICK3]

Roast master will be Pick3.

Why you got to drag me into this?

 

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So now you backing out bish? After you were all amped up about it?