Ever miss "your chance?"

[patsfan1379]

This morning I broke my Germanesque routine of shower, coffee, stand in place for 2 minutes to signal crap time... then crap.

Well this morning my stupid mom calls right in prep time. I got off track and got in the car to go to work and missed my chance...

No matter what I did, or how hard I pushed... Nothing... Not even a pity fart...

So all day I could think of nothing else... That bloated feeling like you ate a goddamn bag of expanding marshmallows. Cant eat. Cant think. A lot of sweating...

I fear this could ruin my week. Something like this can de-rail me.

 

[SoKlueles]

dang that post is full of poop

 

[psychedout]

I totally thought this was gonna about missing a chance with a girl.

 

[UA_Iron]

I hope you somehow said in your post that you crap before your shower

 

[velvett]

LOL

I totally understand where you're coming from.

DAMN.

 

[BlkDragon]

dang that post is full of poop

Are you purposely trying to incorporate "dang" into everyone of your posts? B/c I swear you didn't always do this.

 

[chesty]

sounds like your full of shit to me

 

[Buddy_Christ]

sounds like your full of shit to me

so full it hurts.

 

[wootoom]

poopy flavored lollipop

 

[Daisy_]

CRAPy haha