lol. java, you heathen.javaguru said:Vishnu would beat Jesus to death in a bare knuckled fight...just sayin'.
All hail the great pussy in the sky. Where can I sign up to give 10% of my income to be able to worship that almighty pussy?all the whey said:Is God the one that has elves working for him? Or, is it the one that gave me money when I put a tooth under my pillow when I was a kid?
I get them mixed up.
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all the whey said:Is God the one that has elves working for him? Or, is it the one that gave me money when I put a tooth under my pillow when I was a kid?
I get them mixed up.
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Sartene said:LOL! to explain this quaote further.... there is a difference between FANTASY and REALITY!
religon was created by mans mind, hence it is not fact.
besides, if god was so superpowerful - creating us with a mere thought, why did he make us so imperfect?
why did he create mindless dinosaurs that roamed the earth for thousands of years?
why did he create millions of other planets with no life.
thers nothing logical about this.
come on man.
b0und said:Humanism doesn't oppose theism, nor atheism or agnosticism.
Whether or not you believe in God is not really the point, how you act on that belief is the point:
A) My believe in God means I must help other people and make this world a better place...
B) My believe in God means I must wage holy war against all those unbelievers, die all those homosexuals, atheists and EF C&C users...
It's the latter that scare me.
b0und (tryhard humanist)
HumanTarget said:i love internet discussion boards. hoards of the smartest people in the world, crowded in front of a monitor, offering unwanted opinions and hoping, praying, someone will quote them. football is almost here, fucknig faggots....
i feel like a hundred dollars. went to the doc last night and found out i have pharyngitis. i'm not supposed to talk or sing too much....digimon7068 said:there. . .i've validated you. . .feel better now??
HumanTarget said:i feel like a hundred dollars. went to the doc last night and found out i have pharyngitis. i'm not supposed to talk or sing too much....
digimon7068 said:booger-sugar??
jh1 said:Guarnteed HT has done a fair amount of that in his life.
Not sure it's a 'chemical' though...
dunno, haven't touched a street drug in several years.....even quit the xanax.....i did have a big ole' frozen margarita at the ball game a few weeks back...digimon7068 said:wtf is pharyngitis?
Pharyngitis (far-in-jī' tis) is a painful inflammation of the pharynx, and is colloquially referred to as a sore throat. Infection of the tonsils, tonsillitis may occur simultaneously.
The major cause is infection, of which about 90% are viral, the remainder caused by bacterial infection and rarely oral thrush (fungal candidiasis e.g. in babies). Some cases of pharyngitis are caused by irritation from agents such as pollutants or chemical substances.
booger-sugar??
digimon, you are 100% right. what you have described here is called "the kierkegaardian leap of faith" kierkegaard was a christian philosopher and apologist. btw he was a supra genius and in the intellectual league of nietzche his work is a must read for folk interested in this subject.digimon7068 said:"logic" really has no place in a discussion on religion. . .believing in something that you've never seen and that no one can prove exists is, by it's very nature, illogical. . .trying to understand and prove or disprove it through logical means is about as useful as tits on a boar. . .
digimon7068 said:lots of chemicals used in the process, though. . .eats the skin right off the peoples feet that stomp the leaves (like stomping grapes) to make the paste. . .
jh1 said:Lots of FDA approved 'foods' are extracted / processed with chemicals as well...
Cocaine is simply a plant extract... any reminance left of said chemicals is due to the low class manufacturing standards of the 'jungle'....
I love how they make a big deal about that with the meth cookers too.... they walk in bio hazards suits, etc... which is mainly a public relations campaign more than it is for their protection. The majority of drugs, approved by the FDA, are processed / manufactured the same way with the same if not more dangerous chemicals - on a much larger scale, in a more safety concious environment...
But then they run around also saying your are putting battery acid in your body, etc... LOL....![]()

digimon7068 said:yeah. . .but d00d. . .you're putting south american foot cells up your nose. . .that can't be good![]()
HumanTarget said:i did have a big ole' frozen margarita at the ball game a few weeks back...
layinback said:blah blah blah blah
it is nonsensical......adam and eve are fictitious. more symbol than anything else. hypothetically, if real, would not have umbilicus, in that they were "created" and not birthed.PuddleMonkey said:You asked me a question on jons, "ask god... er puddlemonkey a question" thread and you never told me if I was right. Well?
layinback said:it is nonsensical......adam and eve are fictitious. more symbol than anything else. hypothetically, if real, would not have umbilicus, in that they were "created" and not birthed.
no.( and yes you are "right" as usual. this is why you MUST be eliminated). i have to be "right".me me me me me. there is not enough room for YOU. i will save you from your inevitable death from AIDS or other "gay related death". i WILL take you out.......eventually.PuddleMonkey said:Wouldn't it have been easier to say, "yes Puddle, you're right (as always)"?
word.redsamurai said:there's a divine presence in this universe........no matter what "physical" explanations atheists come up with, I can't help but look in the sky at night and not see "something" there. I think where man went wrong was to try to put "god" in physical terms that are palatable to the human intellect.........and from there on it evolved into "control". Control what men beleive is going to happen to them when they die, and you can dictate to them what to do............religion disgusts me to the core of my being. I "see" god.........but I have no need to put him/it into a human box from which I can understand him/it better...........because I realize my human limitations. Some things weren't supposed to be realized in full..........but each of were supposed to follow our own path through life and find god/divine presence on our own terms. Why anyone trusts ANYTHING written by men is beyond me.........it truly is. Listening to people characterizing the bible as divinely written strains my every intellectual fiber..........because it's nonsense.
layinback said:i have to be "right".me me me me me.
better one: if you get divorced in alabama and move to Tennessee are you still first cousins?PuddleMonkey said:Well its a good thing I'm on vacation and have all day. Maybe we should start with something easy to get your feet wet.
Q: Shit is to flies as Alabama is to
A. Backwoods Hick
B. Backwoods Hick
C. Backwoods Hick
D. Backwoods Hick
Take your time bro it isn't a race.
layinback said:better one: if you get divorced in alabama and move to Tennessee are you still first cousins?
layinback said:better one: if you get divorced in alabama and move to Tennessee are you still first cousins?
i have a frame of reference and southern women rule.digimon7068 said:my wife is from west virginia. . .she had to move to pa with me because she married outside her family![]()
layinback said:i have a frame of reference and southern women rule.
musclemom said:I believe there is more to existance than that which our usual five senses reports back to us.
Paganism is the right word. There's a lot to study, in some ways, or nothing to study at all.BIKINIMOM said:I dabbled a bit with paganism (if that is the right word) but never really put the time into proper study to practise. Perhaps someday I will. I'm not sure.
I would like to practise SOME sort of religion, but I just haven't found one that isn't complicated or hypocritical.
My faith, though, is VERY strong.
musclemom said:Paganism is the right word. There's a lot to study, in some ways, or nothing to study at all.
Look into Unitarian Universalism, they're sort of the democracy of religions:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unitarian_Universalism
Organized, but open.
Makes complete sense, that's one of the reasons why my husband and I found a coven in a wiccan tradition that works for us. Based quite a bit on the Theosophist's society mindset, relatively structured, but open to a lot of different spiritual beliefs. There are a LOT of pagans that are very militant and just bash Christians or all organized religious beliefs.BIKINIMOM said:Thanks MM.... I am feeling the need for order and ritual in my life as I have ZERO.
I don't feel the need to ask any diety for help per se (I think that is hypocritical. Every one only seems to remember *God* when they are having a tough time and conveniently forget when everything is hunky-dory - I dont roll that way). I just want some order. Does that make any sense?
Qabala answers all this shit.Lestat said:Atheist.
No evidence to believe that the universe was designed or created, for as magnificent as it is, its full of flaws an inefficiencies (Christians will tell you it was perfect until flawed man sinned and ruined it all, before that animals all lived in harmony!).
Also, if you believe there is a God, then who created that god? How was HE designed, how did HE come into existence?

atheism doesn't rule out the possiblity that the universe works in ways we do not comprehend or know about yet, it simply states that there is no reason for me to believe that there is one deity or being that presides over all of the known and unknown universe.musclemom said:Qabala answers all this shit.
But basically the Universe is self aware, seriously. The spaces in between the molecules, the Zero Point Field that quantum physicists have only just learned to recognize, is apparently the recording medium of the Universe's memory and everything that is, was, or ever will be is a part of the Universe's sensory organs and learning experiences, and those experiences are recorded in the zero point field.
Life, in all its forms, is the Universe's attempt at learning about Itself on the most base level, so to speak.
But if atheism makes you happy, that's okay too![]()
layinback said:i have a frame of reference and southern women rule.
lol. yeah, shes an idiot. however the south does not have exclusive rights to dumb women.Mr. dB said:Like, say, South Carolina girls???
http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/chat-conversation/sad-state-education-america-today-562871.html
musclemom said:I
I do not believe in some redskinned dude with a pitchfork and horns, waiting for those of us who diddled too much to land in his fire ponds.
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figured out I was losing too much of my power.Tru datstilleto said:to the person who k messaged me and said that they hope one day i feel god- thank you for the thought, but it won't happen because it's an illusion in your own head. I prefer to get my beautiful feelings in ways other than imagining something 'holy' that isn't there and never will be.
i'm glad you thinking that there is a god makes you feel better and i'm glad that thought helps you. I am much more realistic and a free thinker.
but i really do appreciate the thought, because i know you meant it in the bestest way possible.
Shouldn't you be trying to pick up bar skanks right about now?PuddleMonkey said:*chirp*
hey, its an inherently provocative subject, it'll catch some steam.PuddleMonkey said:*chirp*
javaguru said:Shouldn't you be trying to pick up bar skanks right about now?![]()
layinback said:hey, its an inherently provocative subject, it'll catch some steam.
I've caught all kinds of crap for my religion threads.....layinback said:hey, its an inherently provocative subject, it'll catch some steam.
foreigngirl said:did you watch "The Gods Warriors" on CNN? It aired for 3 nights, each episode 2 hours long and it presented (unbiasedly) the jewish, muslim and christian "warriors" . It made me sick to my stomach.
java, i never miss an episode of bullshit. this thread merely poses the question what do you believe and why. curious that no one is really explaining WHY they believe what they believe. the non believers seem to be basing beliefs on emotion as much as believers. when one is being "rebellious" they are as subject to irrationality as those that "capitulate" i could be wrong but i think i detect rebellion in a lot of these post. btw humanism and the like are religions. sans god but religions none the less. i would love to see some in-depth explanations of beliefs here. i may be dissapointed. oh well maybe that fag puddles is right.......chirp.....javaguru said:I've caught all kinds of crap for my religion threads.....![]()
I'll stir the pot again with a repost.....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8q1m-8npkJ4
javaguru said:Christopher Hitchens....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PY8fjFKAC5k
I'm an Atheist because there is no evidence of a supernatural creator.layinback said:java, i never miss an episode of bullshit. this thread merely poses the question what do you believe and why. curious that no one is really explaining WHY they believe what they believe. the non believers seem to be basing beliefs on emotion as much as believers. when one is being "rebellious" they are as subject to irrationality as those that "capitulate" i could be wrong but i think i detect rebellion in a lot of these post. btw humanism and the like are religions. sans god but religions none the less. i would love to see some in-depth explanations of beliefs here. i may be dissapointed. oh well maybe that fag puddles is right.......chirp.....
Just for you borly.....PuddleMonkey said:Don't forget the the M*A*S*H vid bro
I was raised fundamentalist Baptist and the more I studied the religion I was raised to embrace the more of an atheist I became.layinback said:java, i never miss an episode of bullshit. this thread merely poses the question what do you believe and why. curious that no one is really explaining WHY they believe what they believe. the non believers seem to be basing beliefs on emotion as much as believers. when one is being "rebellious" they are as subject to irrationality as those that "capitulate" i could be wrong but i think i detect rebellion in a lot of these post. btw humanism and the like are religions. sans god but religions none the less. i would love to see some in-depth explanations of beliefs here. i may be dissapointed. oh well maybe that fag puddles is right.......chirp.....
PuddleMonkey said:Agnostic. I believe in sense experience, I wasn't around many years back so how would I know what happened? All I can do is take others word for it. But I do know the apple is real to me because I can taste it. The spider building its web on my back fence is real because I can see it. The river is real because I can hear it. My penis is real because I can touch it, and do I ever! You get the idea.
needtogetaas said:right now if you wanted to...if you really wanted to.you could see god,you could feel god
you could here god....if you dont want to then you never will its pretty simple.god only comes to them who truely seek for him and not for them seeking for a his hand but for them that seek his face.
layinback said:java, i never miss an episode of bullshit. this thread merely poses the question what do you believe and why. curious that no one is really explaining WHY they believe what they believe. the non believers seem to be basing beliefs on emotion as much as believers. when one is being "rebellious" they are as subject to irrationality as those that "capitulate" i could be wrong but i think i detect rebellion in a lot of these post. btw humanism and the like are religions. sans god but religions none the less. i would love to see some in-depth explanations of beliefs here. i may be dissapointed. oh well maybe that fag puddles is right.......chirp.....
needtogetaas said:right now if you wanted to...if you really wanted to.you could see god,you could feel god
you could here god....if you dont want to then you never will its pretty simple.god only comes to them who truely seek for him and not for them seeking for a his hand but for them that seek his face.

i have read each and every post. i am painfully aware of the death and destruction that religion has caused and is causing as i type. truth with a capital T is the most dangerous entity on earth and i am pleased that folks are "waking up." hell i used that exact term yesterday in a post to javaguru. i am not referring to ppls passionate discourse but rather "im too smart for this god stuff" " ha ha ha silly theist" or conversely " i beleive because the world is so fuckin beautiful" maybe thats to simple for me. dude i could complicate a cup of black coffee!!! i will shut the fuck up now.redsamurai said:A) you must not have been reading alot of posts here then, because alot of people explained what they beleive and why.
B) I think what you perceive as "rebelliousness" is people waking up to the world.........finally. After all this time people are realizing that organized, dogmatic religions have driven humanity apart and created much hate and intolerance.
needtogetaas said:right now if you wanted to...if you really wanted to.you could see god,you could feel god
If, as you point out we are imperfect, where did the ability to think of something more perfect come from?Lestat said:Atheist.
No evidence to believe that the universe was designed or created, for as magnificent as it is, its full of flaws an inefficiencies (Christians will tell you it was perfect until flawed man sinned and ruined it all, before that animals all lived in harmony!).
Also, if you believe there is a God, then who created that god? How was HE designed, how did HE come into existence?
seriously, it always boggled my mind when people say that. Why does one need to find god? Is god hiding? Or when they say - you will find out when you diestilleto said:it's about as likely as you believing in santa, since they are both an old wives tale that people believe because their friends and parents tell them to.
The only difference being eventually your parents tell you there is no santa and money making churches try even harder to make you believe their is a god.
there are beautiful, uplifting, and 'heavenly' sights and events in nature or in life that happen all the time. there's no need to attribute it to "god", but if you need that excuse to explain things, then i hope it works for you.
i also hope you find reality one day. because as insulting as that may sound, its the same as someone saying they hope I find god.
ceo said:what about air? Is that real? I can't see it.
who were we talking about here?
ReasonJayC9 said:If, as you point out we are imperfect, where did the ability to think of something more perfect come from?
Answers on a postcard please.
Goosehunterjh1 said:.... we can see air, not with the naked eye though.
redsamurai said:yeah?? what does he look like? what's his name? Is he a good borly? does he juice? he juices doesn't he? Yeah, I can tell!!!.......![]()
jh1 said:.... we can see air, not with the naked eye though.
Mr. dB said:And we can sense it, by breathing it and by feeling the wind.
What would Jesus juice?ceo said:someone should start a UG Lab called "Jesus Juice"!
You think that would take off?
he would be cool with the juice, he was a liberal jew.javaguru said:What would Jesus juice?
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