cold toilet seat

[biteme]

I hate sitting down on a cold toilet seat. It sends chills up my spine and makes my butthole cringe. And my daughter took a 30 minute shower and there's no hot water.

 

[the nature boy]

my heat was out for a week last month.... you think your toilet seat was cold? shit.

 

[casavant]

and makes my butthole cringe.

Think you could get that angle for us on your web cam?

 

[Big Johnson]

If you are female, and attractive, I volunteer my face as a substitute. Oh, sure, its a bit more prickly than your typical toilet seat, but I promise you'll have much more fun with it. Warning: you may find yourself spending more and more time in the bathroom from here on out.

If you are male...I will offer you the face of smallmovesal. You'll have to wait until MP5 gets through in there, though. This may take quite some time.

 

[rnch]

u can build ur thigh/glutes/quads up by hovering an inch or so off the cold seat while u take care of usiness!

my house had a padded toilet seat in the throne room when i bought the place.................not as cold but felt kinda squishy.

 

[casavant]

If you are female, and attractive, I volunteer my face as a substitute. Oh, sure, its a bit more prickly than your typical toilet seat, but I promise you'll have much more fun with it. Warning: you may find yourself spending more and more time in the bathroom from here on out.

If you are male...I will offer you the face of smallmovesal. You'll have to wait until MP5 gets through in there, though. This may take quite some time.

I don't care how fine she is. I don't want no girl's turtle head kissing my nose.

 

[Big Johnson]

I'd be wearing goggles, of course.

 

[rnch]

I don't care how fine she is. I don't want no girl's turtle head kissing my nose.

in certain sections of nawlin'z work famous french quarter, a hershey squirt would cost you ten dollars more.

 

[Tidy_Bowl_Man]

I don't care how fine she is. I don't want no girl's turtle head kissing my nose.

You have her turned the wrong way.

 

[Big Johnson]

I'd rather buy ten cheeseburgers, I think.

Then again...

JUST KIDDING.