ok, if you do anything, your ass better go army reserve or national guard.
why? because if you hate it, you won't be living it each and every day for the next 4-6 years. if you love the army lifestyle, you can always go active duty very easily. but if you hate it, you can never go active duty to guard/reserve until your enlistment is up.
go EOD (explosive ordnance disposal). they offer a $50,000 enlistment bonus, you learn the in's and out's of making and dismantling bombs/explosive, you earn a top secret security clearance, and you can get easily picked up for the local bomb squad once you get out.
you might get blown to shit, though.