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Debaser
Guest
As an obsessive simpsons freak, I can field this one.
Homer: "Ahh, not a bear in sight. The bear patrol must be working like a charm."
Lisa: "That's specious reasoning, dad."
"Thank you, honey."
"Why by your logic I could claim that this rock keeps tigers away."
"Oooh how does it work?"
"It doesn't work!"
"Uh-huh."
"It's just a stupid rock!"
"Uh-huh."
"But I don't see any tigers around, do you?"
"...Lisa, I'd like to BUY your rock."
You want to know what's really sad? I didn't try and find the script for that exchange, yet I would be willing to bet that it's verbatim. I can do it with Family Guy too. Name a quote and I could probably recite the entire episode.
Homer: "Ahh, not a bear in sight. The bear patrol must be working like a charm."
Lisa: "That's specious reasoning, dad."
"Thank you, honey."
"Why by your logic I could claim that this rock keeps tigers away."
"Oooh how does it work?"
"It doesn't work!"
"Uh-huh."
"It's just a stupid rock!"
"Uh-huh."
"But I don't see any tigers around, do you?"
"...Lisa, I'd like to BUY your rock."
You want to know what's really sad? I didn't try and find the script for that exchange, yet I would be willing to bet that it's verbatim. I can do it with Family Guy too. Name a quote and I could probably recite the entire episode.