bad worse places u have woken up drunk?

[tiger88]

shit....this weekend i woke up in the sand volleyball court in a appartment complex....got way to fucking tossed and went to lay down outside in the sand and formed a pillow out of sand to rest my head on... well i passed out there and woke up with the sun
clothes all had sand in and on themm and shit i was still to drunk to drive home when i woke up which sucked and jeans were on too tight so i didnt even have my cell phone (didnt fit in pockets) so knocked on random door to use phone


wierdest place for me was a old matress that was in someone front yard that was down the streeet from the house party i was at.... needed some air so walked down the street found matress laid back and fuck i was out like a parked car


in the bed of a pick up once ..jeans got ruined

any of u fuck faces

 

[chewyxrage]

I was at this girls house during the summer, it was humid and hot as fuck all night - anyway I went to my car and turned on the AC, just to cool down and chill for a minute (the plan was to camp outside)

Next thing I know it was morning, my car is still running and i burned up 3/4 a tank of gas!

 

[tiger88]

I was at this girls house during the summer, it was humid and hot as fuck all night - anyway I went to my car and turned on the AC, just to cool down and chill for a minute (the plan was to camp outside)

Next thing I know it was morning, my car is still running and i burned up 3/4 a tank of gas!

LOL

funny shit

i had a J.O.B. at a golf couse and had to work early as fuck hours time frame
so i got stoned as fuck and drove to work then just stayed in my car until the sun came up and was right on time for work

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

Next to a river with no fishing pole and fireworks in my pants...God, I miss alcohol.

 

[tiger88]

Next to a river with no fishing pole and fireworks in my pants...God, I miss alcohol.

i swore it off for a week

didnt have any extra money for a cashier so i just use beer follow up on deck after vodka

felt shit and smell needs 5 days to clear if way to fucked

 

[Delinquent]

I passed out in an apartment with a few gay dudes that were there along with a couple friends and some chics. Next thing I know, I'm waking up with a bunch of gay dudes sitting next to me. My ass wasn't sore and I ended up making out with a couple chics afterwards so nothing must have happened but fuck was I worried.

 

[crew9]

Outside in my friends next door neighbors garden

 

[PBR]

woke up next to a fat chick once...."I said, hi, did we.....? yes,twice!!! it was great!!!, really?.....I have to go to work now"........LOL

 

[powerslave]

Yeah, did the back of the pick-up a time or two. Probably the worst was the train station in Frankfurt Germany. Missed the last train back to post had to crash in the train station and catch the first train.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

on the airport floor in singapore. travelling across timezones i had breakfast 4 times in 24 hours, no matter what i did it was fucking morning, and i was being served eggs. got to singapore, took a look at the airport guards with machine guns, swallowed my chewing gum before they blew my head off, and had a snooze in a fort made of luggage