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[benchmonster]

Remember that horrible scene from Duece Bigalow, Male Gigalo? Now think of an insanely huge and muscled 300 lbs country boy getting the same treatment, and you have Screwball. . . I will wake up screaming at 3:A.M. for sure now.

B.

 

[Deciever]

oh god, i remember it so clearly... thanks for umm refreshing my memory

 

[benchmonster]

Well, I'm getting mine done too, only it's called a "Brazillian Wax."

I got another image, thank god it is replacing the Screwball image. Only problem is, I shattered the budweiser bottle in my fist as I read that. (Cleaning glass out of the carpet, trying to explain to Mrs. Benchmonster why he had such a violent overall body contraction)

Spatterson, you have to quit saying things like that. It is very hard to think of you as a strength athlete and possible training partner. I think I may have had a minor heart attack when I read that.

B.

 

[Screwball]

Do you really think that the waxing will cause me to cry? I thought it would all be so easy...

I might have to witness Spatts getting her waxing so that I can get a better feel for the whole process. If you know what I mean. I need to feel comfortable before I comitt to someone manipulating my buttocks.

 

[benchmonster]

I am told, and this is all second hand mind you, that being comfortable with the process and just relaxing with it, is the key to it being a pleasureable vs. painful experience. But why don't you go first and let me know how it turns out.

B.

 

[p03t1c]

waxing really really sucks. after being called the family homo for a couple of weeks, i dont know how i ever got pushed into doing that.

 

[spatts]

waxing really really sucks. after being called the family homo for a couple of weeks, i dont know how i ever got pushed into doing that.

"You did it for the nookie! The nookie!"

 

[TheProject]

"You did it for the nookie! The nookie!"

Has our thread really come to this?



"Beauty Tips from the Asylum Crew"

 

[Arioch]

I am told, and this is all second hand mind you, that being comfortable with the process and just relaxing with it, is the key to it being a pleasureable vs. painful experience

Are you sure you are talking about having something removed from your ass?

 

[p03t1c]

spatts: the things we do for a little bit of fun