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So I arise tday at 6pm to find that my creatine has arrived….now some will say the loading phase is not needed but I always overload on everything so I take 6 healthy scoops with OJ and get ready to rock the gym. I decide tday to go to the gym dressed like a lead singer from a boy band. A throw on my designer cutoff T, Black come im badass and a bandana with my hair gelled up..I know ill pick up some fine gym hunnies tday.
Hop into my blacked out ride, throw on some Drowning Pool and head off to the health club, tdays going to be a killer workout, I can feel the creatine doing its majic already. Now when I enter the gym its like Jesus H. Christ himself entering a Christian convention…lights dim, people stare, I try not to let it effect my concentration, I have a mission to accomplish and it means throwing some iron around. Now I never stretch or get warmed up some might, but in my eyes its pussy shit, I try and max out right off the bat
Now I do decline DBS for my first chest workout, and as cute as it looks to see a grown man flaying around trying to get into the decline chair with 110 pound dbs, I prefer them handed to me….so I search for a spotter, I have 2 options a 15 years old girl or a 51 year old man…luckily out of the corner of my eye I spot a trainer….i should have gone with the 15 year old girl….guy gives me the worst spot ever, just presses the dbs right into the air, for no reason, needless to say my shoulder almost popped out. He turned to me and says “your hurt man.” No dipshit im doing to moonwalk….so for the rest of my workout I had to lift with pain….thank god for creatine, I know it will heel me fast…
Hop into my blacked out ride, throw on some Drowning Pool and head off to the health club, tdays going to be a killer workout, I can feel the creatine doing its majic already. Now when I enter the gym its like Jesus H. Christ himself entering a Christian convention…lights dim, people stare, I try not to let it effect my concentration, I have a mission to accomplish and it means throwing some iron around. Now I never stretch or get warmed up some might, but in my eyes its pussy shit, I try and max out right off the bat
Now I do decline DBS for my first chest workout, and as cute as it looks to see a grown man flaying around trying to get into the decline chair with 110 pound dbs, I prefer them handed to me….so I search for a spotter, I have 2 options a 15 years old girl or a 51 year old man…luckily out of the corner of my eye I spot a trainer….i should have gone with the 15 year old girl….guy gives me the worst spot ever, just presses the dbs right into the air, for no reason, needless to say my shoulder almost popped out. He turned to me and says “your hurt man.” No dipshit im doing to moonwalk….so for the rest of my workout I had to lift with pain….thank god for creatine, I know it will heel me fast…