My two-week experiment living with a young lass - wifey style

[needtogetarmy]

Good times. Enjoy them.

 

[swole]

i can relate on the hair thing, fml.

 

[bakemeacookie]

chicks are great as long as they 1) behave and 2) can get whatever they want if they behave and 3) the moment they start making myu life difficult - they can be replaced within 24 hours.

oh and no marriage. thigns change majorly if u do

c

 

[Wulfgar]

2 weeks is a good time
they dont have time to start nesting

its become quite the common thing in Europe to have brief(2 year) marriages. Like the terms are set for that length of time before hand. Once 2 years is up you are free to go on with your life. sort of like getting out of prison


I think we should make this a regular practice in the US

 

[nimbus]

This has easily been one of the oddest relationships of my young life. Met this girl over a year ago in San Diego (she was bartending an event of mine) and thought she was cute and interesting. Exchanged numbers, but never talked (can't remember the reason). A year later she calls me the day my wheels touch the East Coast again on my way back to live here. So we end up just emailing and texting and talking every now and then. Innocent stuff with some flirting and a tinch of filth thrown in here and there.

Turns out a few months back she decides to move to NYC. We finally make plans about a month ago to meet up. It was a late night meet up, both of us quite inebriated. Ended up sliding my penis inside her vagina several times that night. Talked a few times after that. Then ended up learning that she'd be working the US Open for 2 weeks (I was there for 3).

We go out on a proper date the week before she has to work at the Open. Had a pretty good night. Fornication again, naturally. She leaves to go to San Diego to visit friends. I, in a very odd move, ask her if she just wants to crash with me in my hotel for those 2 weeks since I'll be a few miles from the event (and she lives in Jersey). She says "of course" and so it begins.

I basically had a wifey for 2 weeks. We went to bed together, we woke up together, we drove to and from work together. Even when we were on different schedules I woke up early to take her to work. Here are my thoughts:

- it was really nice knowing I had someone to come home to every night and wake up to every morning. she wasn't too into the "how was your day" talk, so that helped. (otherwise i would have slit her achilles tendon and made her walk back to jersey.)
- i'm a cuddler. i enjoy it. immensely. so it was really nice to have nonstop cuddling time.
- jesus christ that girl is never ever not in the mood to fuck. at least 3 times a day if not more. every day. i didn't masturbate for 2 weeks (!!!!). that's a record. great to have that available 24/7.
- chicks are messy. a totally different type of messy than most scumbag dudes. but they are. hair all over the place. my god, the hair. pillows, shower walls, my fucking toothbrush. christ.
- if i were to ever get married, i'd push for separate beds once the spark ran out. sleep is too important to one's health to fuck around with.
- i haven't laid around and got high with a chick in quite a long time (at least not one i was fucking). damn, that's some fun right there. makes for some intense fucking too.


Although I had a ton of fun (a testament to her attitude towards life more than anything else) and my dick was quite smitten, i jsut can't fathom living with or committing to one person for any real length of time. It's just not something I feel is natural for me. Not now, at least.

But in short bursts like that, it's really the best.

I just did the SAME EXACT THING, for two weeks also. but we were in Cali and the girl was moving to NYC. That is so weird. I loved it, you get all the benefits without having to worry about being locked down forever.

the best part for me is waking up next to her every day, and also coming back from work to a made bed, usually with her in it

 

[nimbus]

then again i ended up still talking to her every day since she's been gone (for a week). you doing the same?

 

[puddlemonkey]

whipped!

 

[RottenWillow]

This has easily been one of the oddest relationships of my young life. Met this girl over a year ago in San Diego (she was bartending an event of mine) and thought she was cute and interesting. Exchanged numbers, but never talked (can't remember the reason). A year later she calls me the day my wheels touch the East Coast again on my way back to live here. So we end up just emailing and texting and talking every now and then. Innocent stuff with some flirting and a tinch of filth thrown in here and there.

Turns out a few months back she decides to move to NYC. We finally make plans about a month ago to meet up. It was a late night meet up, both of us quite inebriated. Ended up sliding my penis inside her vagina several times that night. Talked a few times after that. Then ended up learning that she'd be working the US Open for 2 weeks (I was there for 3).

We go out on a proper date the week before she has to work at the Open. Had a pretty good night. Fornication again, naturally. She leaves to go to San Diego to visit friends. I, in a very odd move, ask her if she just wants to crash with me in my hotel for those 2 weeks since I'll be a few miles from the event (and she lives in Jersey). She says "of course" and so it begins.

I basically had a wifey for 2 weeks. We went to bed together, we woke up together, we drove to and from work together. Even when we were on different schedules I woke up early to take her to work. Here are my thoughts:

- it was really nice knowing I had someone to come home to every night and wake up to every morning. she wasn't too into the "how was your day" talk, so that helped. (otherwise i would have slit her achilles tendon and made her walk back to jersey.)
- i'm a cuddler. i enjoy it. immensely. so it was really nice to have nonstop cuddling time.
- jesus christ that girl is never ever not in the mood to fuck. at least 3 times a day if not more. every day. i didn't masturbate for 2 weeks (!!!!). that's a record. great to have that available 24/7.
- chicks are messy. a totally different type of messy than most scumbag dudes. but they are. hair all over the place. my god, the hair. pillows, shower walls, my fucking toothbrush. christ.
- if i were to ever get married, i'd push for separate beds once the spark ran out. sleep is too important to one's health to fuck around with.
- i haven't laid around and got high with a chick in quite a long time (at least not one i was fucking). damn, that's some fun right there. makes for some intense fucking too.


Although I had a ton of fun (a testament to her attitude towards life more than anything else) and my dick was quite smitten, i jsut can't fathom living with or committing to one person for any real length of time. It's just not something I feel is natural for me. Not now, at least.

But in short bursts like that, it's really the best.

Just skimmed this, but can sum it up in three words.

You're getting old.

 

[redshirt27se]

OB4CL2


tell you've copped it.

 

[pdaddyII]

Sounds like you learned something bro, that's good. Was she a freak?

I have lived with girlfriends three separate times and wasn't a big fan of any of them. I will be better off once I move into a much large estate where I can section myself off and have my much needed alone time. I fucking hate needy woman.