Who is teh 1/2 fgt Mod that keeps locking my shit

[bigbassturd]

Thanks brother. How the fuck have you been?


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not bad. Busy as fuck and doing the family thing. How is your lil girl? She should be talking nonsense by now huh?

 

[miplank]

I got this industrial like smoke bombs and a bunch of slow burning fuse and planned to tie up the smoke bomb up underneath the truck somewhere like on the control arm or something but on the test run it turned out the smoke bomb like kinda put off a bit of fire too and his POS leaked oil like a mother fucker and I didn't wanna burn his shit down.


lol

 

[bigbassturd]

lol..He wanted to leave work like 30 min early one day so I made him put one of these

on his nipple for 60 seconds.


LOL! Got a video of that too somewhere

ahahahaha gynoclampmastia

 

[miplank]

I did steal the can of chew out of his truck tho and took it home and mixed a bunch of cayenne pepper in it and then packed it real good so it all blended it and then snuck it back on his desk the next morning...


he was super pissed

 

[bigbassturd]

I got this industrial like smoke bombs and a bunch of slow burning fuse and planned to tie up the smoke bomb up underneath the truck somewhere like on the control arm or something but on the test run it turned out the smoke bomb like kinda put off a bit of fire too and his POS leaked oil like a mother fucker and I didn't wanna burn his shit down.


lol

fuck it, bitch is an 02

Fuckin 13 years overdue for a new one anyways

 

[miplank]

another time he was working with this younger gal trying to sell her a car...she came back to talk about the car and he was out in the service facility in one of the bathrooms taking a shit...So she like comes out the doorway with our service manager and he asks where Mike is, and one of the detailers in a detail bay around the corner doesn't know she's there and yells back, "He's in the back taking a shit!!"

Girl kinda laughs, and Mike comes out of the back embarrassed as fuck.


hahahahha

 

[Aplopez8]

I wish I was drunk

 

[miplank]

I wish you'd log out

 

[cindylou]

another time he was working with this younger gal trying to sell her a car...she came back to talk about the car and he was out in the service facility in one of the bathrooms taking a shit...So she like comes out the doorway with our service manager and he asks where Mike is, and one of the detailers in a detail bay around the corner doesn't know she's there and yells back, "He's in the back taking a shit!!"

Girl kinda laughs, and Mike comes out of the back embarrassed as fuck.


hahahahha

Oh my God. That is totally inappropriate.

 

[Aplopez8]

I wish u stop writing paragraphs ..